Nyezhov Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Crossy said: Please tell us you didn't put it back, I (used to) like salmon. Naw dude, threw it in the River after a few hours. The trick is get a small strip thats just oozzing with the oil, and try to stuff like a piece in there if you know what I mean...... Go look at the ingrediants of the Magic H...fish oil. You could lube a Peterbuilt with the oil that drips off the salmon. Seal grease is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humid Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 5:35 PM, bluesofa said: In the UK years ago a lot of local water authorities had similar regulations about back syphoning. Perhaps if there was a non-return valve fitted that would be sufficient. There again, logic doesn't always beat the system. Like a Bidet you need a separate water supply its why you have a cistern with a physical break to stop back flow Non return isn’t good enough you need a RPZ. wouldnt mater in the land of piles as no one drinks the water anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 58 minutes ago, Nyezhov said: Corncobs In the US I was out remote once and my roids were acting up. Of course, no store, forgot Prep H, so I got a strip of oily Yukon salmon off some dudes drying rack and stuck it between my cheeks. Worked. Corncobs? Consumed or unconsumed? And I thought we had it tough in Oz with sheep crutchings. Nice to see you are now the frontrunner for Gross Post of the week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Spidey said: How much do you think brickies get paid? They're not made of money. You're kidding , right? In Oz, bricklayers are construction royalty. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 1 hour ago, FritsSikkink said: Nowhere near 90% of the world population uses toilet paper. so how many countries do not use it tell me it is just a few countries who use the bum gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Lacessit said: You're kidding , right? In Oz, bricklayers are construction royalty. Used to be the same in the UK 20 years ago. Those days are gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve73 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spidey said: Used to be the same in the UK 20 years ago. Those days are gone. They're all Polish brickies in the UK now.... but not for much longer perhaps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritsSikkink Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 30 minutes ago, White Christmas13 said: so how many countries do not use it tell me it is just a few countries who use the bum gun And all over the world, water remains one of the most common methods of self-cleaning. http://mentalfloss.com/article/23210/toilet-paper-history-how-america-convinced-world-wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen tracy Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 It's far more hygienic than just using toilet paper. The paper should be used for drying only. The Japanese have it down to a fine art! It's also used in the Middle East. Westerns are actually kind of dirty not using it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen tracy Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/7/2019 at 8:09 PM, BobbyL said: Smear Nutella on your arm and start wiping it with toilet paper and see what happens. Do the same and then spray the bum gun on it (perhaps over the toilet) and see what happens. Once finished ideally wipe with paper to dry it. There really is no comparison. I used the very same example when explaining to another western visitor once, and pointed out that while he had an excrement encrusted ring, you could eat your dinner off mine! Sorry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said: And all over the world, water remains one of the most common methods of self-cleaning. http://mentalfloss.com/article/23210/toilet-paper-history-how-america-convinced-world-wipe so if you live in a country which has not sufficient water what you do then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, White Christmas13 said: so if you live in a country which has not sufficient water what you do then? I understand in the Middle East sand is the medium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 31 minutes ago, stephen tracy said: It's far more hygienic than just using toilet paper. The paper should be used for drying only. The Japanese have it down to a fine art! It's also used in the Middle East. Westerns are actually kind of dirty not using it. Ha ha, yes, Japan was my first exposure to squats, bidets and bum guns, then years later in Europe. Middle East, for many years before moving to Thailand, is where I went full bum gun and no toilet paper. When we plan a vacation to the US, that's one thing wife and I do not look forward to - 2 months without a bum gun. Last year's trip, couldn't stand it anymore, went to HomeDepot and bought one with an easy install adapter onto the toilet tank. Edited February 9, 2019 by 55Jay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Peoples Fund Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 10:42 AM, metisdead said: Once you get the aim of the bum gun sorted out, you will find using the bum gun a much cleaner process than using toilet paper. I agree totally and it also more green coz no tree was cut down to make into paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Peoples Fund Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Lacessit said: I understand in the Middle East sand is the medium. Ouch thats gotta hurt no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 nothing like a big bowl of communal sticky rice after a trip to the outhouse. and don't forget the prik da daeng. aroi ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 12:23 PM, SunsetT said: Yes, the bum gun is a great invention. Although I understand why it was introduced, toilet paper is now less civilised, less ecological, and dirtier than the bum gun. Ask yourself, if u had mud on your hands would u just wipe them in a towel or with tissue without washing them? No of course not because a residue of mud would remain on your hands. Therefore toilet paper leaves an unhygienic residue of malodourous and contaminated faeces behind. And just think about the distance between a lady's anus and her vagina and the possible contamination if she only uses toilet paper next time u go downtown for lunch....lol! Although a wet bum soon dries out in this heat to avoid a spotty botty at home I keep a separate hand towel solely for use after the bum gun. I dont have a wet room in my UK bathroom so a good compromise is that I wipe with one sheet of toilet paper then wash my rear with water from my washbasin tap which I can reach from my toilet. Note: When using the bum gun after a few seconds also use your other hand to thoroughly rinse the area and remove any clinkers. But to be honest when using the bum gun u will never get clinkers. WARNING: Beware when using the bum gun with the water pressure too high or your brains might end up on the ceiling......????. There is usually a valve just beyond the base of the hose with which u can reduce the pressure. I have to comment. Firstly although your descriptive methodology is reasonably accurate as to process and result There is a factor missing in your warning. It is not so much a problem with brains on the ceiling as it is chunky bits get blown clean under the seat and on the floor only to gravitate with precision towards the feet! If not your own then assuredly those of previous visitors! It would be better to mention the pressure factor at the beginning than the end. In Indonesia the bum gun or a ladle is still standard in any places. But the left hand fingers are the equivalent to tissue so acquiring the skill to both receive and give with the right hand in the same moment becomes a reflex action rapidly. And advisable because hand wash basins are not so common. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Being a brickkayer ive used everything on site from Cement bags, plasterboard, even a used tea bag i found on the toilet floor, my nerves had gone incase it burst in mid wipe.Sent from my ARE-AL00 using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile appWhen you say a “ used “ tea bag , had it been used as a tea bag should be be or had it previously been used as toilet paper ??Asking for a friend . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen tracy Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Just now, White Christmas13 said: so if you live in a country which has not sufficient water what you do then? Move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I think its not only good for me but also for my female companion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Destiny1990 said: I think its not only good for me but also for my female companion. Come on, not enough information. Please elaborate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Come on, not enough information. Please elaborate. With pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 35 minutes ago, Spidey said: With pictures. I understand, that does make it easier for some TV posters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboutThaim Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 2:03 PM, Jonah Tenner said: This is due to differences in plumbing, most western countries use larger pipes (up to 4 inches in diameter) from toilets, while in Thailand the norm seems to be up to 2 inches. I believe it has more to do with the lack of breather pipes to let out the displaced air. If the air is trying to get out while the crap is trying to get in there will eventually be blockages. Buy a 75 baht dunny plunger. I have had three toilets with in-ground tanks installed here. The dodgy plumbing, no breathers and back-filling around the tanks with clay soil has caused blockages/lack of drainage. Thais always blame the use of toilet paper. Also wondered about the large irremovable brown stain on the back of the toilet seat when renting an apartment but realised fairly quickly. Do bum gun users cut their fingernails really short or use a nail brush after every dump? Don't usually, but this time agree with geriatrickid`s post. Your technique must be wrong if you are smearing faeces all over your bum. Use quality three ply paper and double it up if your finger is getting through or your ring gear is getting sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboutThaim Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 17 hours ago, vogie said: Dock leaves? Eucalyptus leaves in Oz when caught short in the bush. Have heard of someone using nettle leaves I seem to remember. 555 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baz69er Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 The bum gun is one of the things I miss about Thailand when I go home & I would certainly would have one fitted if I had a wet room, a mate of mine who is a veteran of the bum gun let me into a little secret of his, if you push the head of the gun up close to your ring piece & fire the jet of water up there for a while you get a free colon irrigation, but I would only advise this in your own one at home & not in public toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grollies Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 28 minutes ago, baz69er said: a mate of mine yeah, cause it was baz. just fess-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baz69er Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, grollies said: yeah, cause it was baz. just fess-up. Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 53 minutes ago, baz69er said: Lol You know, there’s a laughing emoticon you can use instead of bumping a thread with an ‘lol’. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Bum Gunners are members of an elite club. Prerequisites are a general knowledge of physics and geometry, moderate dexterity and finesses, and the ability to identify, analyze and adapt to several biologic and mechanical variables. I've been a Club qualifying examiner for 20+ years, and have seen shit you wouldn't believe. However, the most common method used by aspiring members is the Sit, Spray and Pray method (SSP), with predictable results. Or so you would think. This is where we separate the men from the boys. Executing the default SSP 3-times in a row, anticipating different results without any adjustments being made, is immediate disqualification. The failed applicant is escorted out the back door, head hung low, leaving wet, squishy foot prints as they trod off to rejoin the unwashed masses in General Poopulation. Edited February 10, 2019 by 55Jay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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