Social media responds! What to do when a woman sits on you on a train!

 

 

Netizens responded in droves - with many wacky suggestions - after a woman went on Facebook with an unusual story after an experience on the MRT underground in Bangkok. 

 

Poster "angarosFrauweti" said that she was sitting down minding her own business on the way to Central Lat Prao. 

 

Near Chatujak station two middle aged women got on before one of the women promptly sat on the her lap. 

 

"She. Sat. On. My. Lap!!!" stressed the poster in disbelief. 

 

Meanwhile her fellow middle aged friend started clapping and whooping her joy at what had just transpired.

 

Everybody stared and this prompted a foreign woman sitting next to the poster to prepare to kindly offer her seat.

 

Instead the poster got up and gave her hers.

 

She said she could not be sure that the "lap sitter" was Thai or foreign as she wouldn't speak or maintain eye contact. 

 

All she did was say "Hellooo Helooo!" to a foreign boy on the train. 

 

Social media users followed the story in their tens of thousands with Sanook recording some of the suggestions of what to do in such a bizarre situation. 

 

One group suggested sitting back down on the woman - to see how she liked it. 

 

Another just said she should have pushed her off saying she was ticklish. 

 

While another person - picking up on the idea that the person may have been a foreigner - suggested saying:

 

"Don't touch me - you e-dok" (whore). 

 

What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!?

 

Source: Sanook

 

 

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What do I do in that situation? Easy! Happens every other day.

 

Heavy breathing and sensuous, repetitive throat moaning.

 

Works every time...

 

 

 

I've found a tried and true method to get a bit of personal space on the trains is just to start rubbing one out through your clothing. Generally get the seats next to me to myself as well. 

 

#lifehacksbysammy

give her your seat like any well mannered gentleman would do

Edited February 21, 20197 yr by smedly

The person sitting on the other person is just crazy. Real bad taste to do something like that. In public transport you just have to be lucky to get a seat, first come first serve.

 

And the answer to the question what would you do if a woman sat down on my on a train depends on how the woman looks her age and so on ????

Happened to me but in reverse,I could only get 3 rd class train

tickets from Bangkok to Chiang Mai,and the train was crowded

barely standing space, after a day of trudging around Chatuchak

market,I was knackered and most likely dehydrated,about half

way to Chiang Mai,I felt like i was going to collapse,nothing for 

it, either the carriage floor or sitting on an old woman.

 

She was OK about realising what had happened,it was 3/4 way

to Chiang Mai before I could get a seat, 3rd Class, something I

would not advise doing for a long journey

regards Worgeordie

if she looked even less than the average lapdog, one could tryz;

 

 - make like there are banana skins under you feet, and whip them out

 

 - quickly spread your knees apart

 

- wrap your hands around her, as if you are dinking on motorbike

 

 

any one of the above may have her quickly retreating to another kennel

มนุษย์ป้า (manut-bpaa)  = persons who think they are at the center of the universe. 

2 hours ago, webfact said:

What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!?

pinch the bottom

Edited February 21, 20197 yr by klauskunkel

Get an erection that would make her jump or maybe not

Edited February 21, 20197 yr by ChipButty

On the whole i wouldnt mind, maby talk about the first thing that comes up. It can have its ups and downs.

51 minutes ago, indepth said:

On the whole i wouldnt mind, maby talk about the first thing that comes up. It can have its ups and downs.

Depends on the hole......

Pinch a bum and grab a boob, flashback to Soi 6. 

1 hour ago, ChipButty said:

Get an erection that would make her jump or maybe not

Can you get an erection instantly?

 

If so that's very impressive - good job.

8 minutes ago, JaiLai said:

Can you get an erection instantly?

 

If so that's very impressive - good job.

He's probably a lot younger than us.

Just now, BritManToo said:

He's probably a lot younger than us.

Speak for yourself...we all know you're a dirty old man.

 

If a burd came and sat on my knee i'd not be able to get instand wood that's for sure.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!?

Once she got off my face (I'd allow her 30 minutes to do that), I'd offer her a seat on my lap; me being a gent an all.

"Ticket, please."

Too much people on this planet.....

Reminds me of when a ladyboy came and sat on my lap on the skytrain. My mind went into overdrive... "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

But she did. 

Just now, lamyai3 said:

Reminds me of when a ladyboy came and sat on my lap on the skytrain. My mind went into overdrive... "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

But she did. 

Was his erection visible or did you feel it ?

3 minutes ago, sanemax said:

Was his erection visible or did you feel it ?

The spandex expanded ????

I probably would yell "get up" and if they didn't I'd give them 2 fists to their kidneys. I'm 80 years old and deserve some respect. I no long need to be a gentlemen.

I would not tolerate it one bit. In a pissed off voice, First a: lady get off me in English. Second a: Lady get off me in Thai. 3rd a shove and get the F off me bi***. I Don like my space invaded by rude people. Do as you want to get back. 

8 hours ago, webfact said:

Social media users followed the story in their tens of thousands

Sheesh do any of these people  actually have a real  life

Depends on her Caboose

3 hours ago, lamyai3 said:

Reminds me of when a ladyboy came and sat on my lap on the skytrain. My mind went into overdrive... "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

But she did. 

And then you swapped places??

“Lady, you are welcome to sit on my lap, just be aware that I have AIDS, tuberculosis and herpes”.

 

19 hours ago, webfact said:

What would you do if a woman sat down on you on a train!?

That entirely depends on what she looked like !

“Lady, you are welcome to sit on my lap, just be aware that I have AIDS, tuberculosis and herpes”.
 

Because all of these can be caught through fabric,right?


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