Video: Land of Smiles! Grinning American in custody after theft from Chiang Mai store

[roo860]

This is proof the Interpol database is corrupted.  What is happening to our society?

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[lvr181]

Just a fruit loop. Put him in the monkey house for a spell, fingerprint him and then deport him.

[DJ54]

Possibly we will here more but..... I’ve heard instances in US the person wants to get arrested because little or no money. I guess 

that would work in the US because you’d get some type of meal.

 

From what I’ve heard here if someone doesn’t put money in the till

at prison for you it’s rice and water. 

 

Or maybe he has disabilities..... or just fugging dumb.

[lemonjelly]

Farang gets caught stealing a couple of dollars worth of crap from a 7-11..... expat community up in arms..... good grief.

[HLover]

2 minutes ago, DJ54 said:

Or maybe he has disabilities..... or just fugging dumb.

One in the same, almost.

[Sir Charles]

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Another quality tourist...????

 

[Kurtf]

6 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

I'm an American and I say execute him.

 

Next case.

I agree and I’m an American . Guy’s like this make me ashamed to say so.

[HLover]

Just now, Kurtf said:

I agree and I’m an American . Guy’s like this make me ashamed to say so.

One of many reasons or just him?

[ballpoint]

18 minutes ago, n210mp said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkeley_Hunt

But the slang word is Berk, not Berke.

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=berkshire hunt

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/berkshire_hunt

https://www.definition-of.com/Berkshire+Hunt

[gprl58]

He would appear to be a sausage short of a full English!

[CGW]

6 hours ago, johng said:

The TV announcers say the Police found he was also carrying a knife.

I carry a knife everyday and have done for the past fifty years, does that make me a bad person or guilt by ............ ????

I think my "diet" is a lot better than his ???? 

[Nyezhov]

5 hours ago, Gecko123 said:

Anyway, the more I look at Thai behavior which perplexes me, the more I think its tribal past may be able to offer insights.

A tribal past with values, laws and traditions incomprehensible to most westerners.

 

I have said it before and will say it again. This place is just like an alien world. The may or may not share some of your values and flaws, but the philosophical underpinnings of their society and culture is incomprehensible to you. So just chill, enjoy, dig it and dont offend, they are aliens that dont think like you. Smile a lot, avoid excessive alcohol use, be polite, act like you are having fun and they will tolerate you.

 

I cant remember who said this, but its true: Thai people are wonderful, friendly, helpful and kind people until they get pissed off and kill you.

[Tchooptip]

6 hours ago, bluesofa said:

You're right. The more pressing matters are here:

 

 

"The more pressing matters are here"

Provided Simon will not steal his iron

...no offence, Simon I guess not of course because,  but then it would be relegated to the Petty theft category  hardly worth an article on a well respected site like this 

[Tchooptip]

5 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

I am relieved that the Thailand I live in is a lot different from that which you inhabit.

So you too? It is reassuring sometimes I thought I was alone 

[STALINGRAD]

Come one,come all...It never ceases to amaze me what washes up on the shores here.

[metisdead]

An offensive troll post has been removed. 

[Captain 776]

54 and stealing petty items?  And in a foreign country.

 

For those that have not been to prison here, trust me........its a place you never want to go..........unless you are just visiting inmates.

My wife and I do charity work at Orphanages and for the Homeless here, plus we visit inmates in Chiang Mai Jail.

45-50 in. 10M x 10M cell sleeping head to toe on concrete floor.......just 2 ceiling fans.

 

Behave when you are out n about.

[Pasumwan]

Another Farang who thinks he's special. He should do some jail time and deported. Great Surname. Waiting for Fund me campaign. 

[lamyai3]

8 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Staff at the shop in Khotchasan Road

If he'd been caught in England, this is exactly what the cops would say. Gotcha son! 

[lamyai3]

6 hours ago, overherebc said:

Burke and no hare??

Nice play on Burke's (peerages) and berks touched on in this classic sketch.

 

 

[lamyai3]

3 hours ago, johng said:

No I don't think so   well 99.99999999999999%  sure its not the same guy  but I've been wrong before ????

Too bad, I was sold for a short while there - the grin is rather similar ????

[simon43]

For the life of me, I can't figure out why Bluesofa linked to post of mine from 2007 about hotel irons... ????

[wazzupnow]

8 hours ago, worgeordie said:

So he was given the chance to get away with it,and refused to pay when caught,

what a wally.

regards worgeordie

totally broke as most of them,i wonder how they travel

[BritManToo]

28 minutes ago, lamyai3 said:

If he'd been caught in England, this is exactly what the cops would say. Gotcha son! 

If he was caught in the England he would have been warned and released.

No criminal proceedings against those that shoplift less than 100 pounds of goods now.

[mauGR1]

13 minutes ago, simon43 said:

For the life of me, I can't figure out why Bluesofa linked to post of mine from 2007 about hotel irons... ????

+1 hopefully Bluesofa will explain.

[overherebc]

29 minutes ago, lamyai3 said:

Nice play on Burke's (peerages) and berks touched on in this classic sketch.

 

 

I reacted thanks because I loved those two.

Had tonights laugh. Thanks again.

No doubt you've seen it but 'four candles' for me was their absolute best.

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[choff56]

2 hours ago, sharktooth said:

As much as I agree with that, are they allowed to do that anymore?

What, shove a broomstick up the perps lower orifice.

[marquis22]

9 hours ago, ThaidDown said:

At least he appears to have an appropriate surname.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, Burke and wills not pay

[lamyai3]

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

If he was caught in the England he would have been warned and released.

True, but the rozzers would surely be amused that they collared him in Khotchasan Road. Reminds me of the old Letsby Avenue joke - I see in a case of life imitating art that's now the actual address of a police station...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/feb/12/martinwainwright

 

[Jane Dough]

3 hours ago, Kurtf said:

I agree and I’m an American . Guy’s like this make me ashamed to say so.

He looks a bit more sensible than your president.

 

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