Doctors

A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's abosolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming in, and wishes them good luck.

He charges them $50.00 and he says good bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled but again agrees. This goes on for several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor an then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask....Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married - we can't go to her house

I'm married - we can't go to my house. The holiday Inn charges $98.00. The Hilton charges $139.00. We do it here for $50.00, and I get $43.00 back from Medicare !!!!!!!!!!"