This is one of the best April fools story yet????????????????

Before responding to this; perhaps take a moment and realize it's April the 1st today?

the story is too long

Somehow I suspect this article has something to do with the date ..............

How will they keep the ngo's off the flight and avoid having them spoil all of the fun?

They are difficult to spot and can look quite normal when they want to.

 

 

The banality of this venture is mind numbing.

If only that was true. ????

I see many of our regulars are either incensed or intrigued by the prospect of this new service starting at the beginning of April.

What day is it today?

My wife is very interested in becoming an air hostess and this looks like a good stepping stone to start the career

I got a free ticket already but have to bring my singing strippers team.

 

I accepted of course and also the invitation for the next campaign on April 1, 2020

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Only a fool would book a ticket.

 

 

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PS to "airline executives," Well done.

Edited April 1, 20197 yr by Kaoboi Bebobp

April 1st

Whooooosh...

 

I'll leave it at that. ???? 

Good'un

where is my post with the singing strippers?  moderators?

Would love to see this picked up by the Daily Fail or The Sun.

38 minutes ago, AGareth2 said:

the story is too long

You're right. It is excessively long. But I read the whole piece seeking any and all titillating, juicy details. I left no gap unfilled.

12 minutes ago, Kaoboi Bebobp said:

Only a fool would book a ticket.

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Only fools would NOT book a ticket.

 

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The original idea was to have the hostesses wear wet Chang T - Shirts , but that has just been scuppered. ????????????????

2 hours ago, lom said:

Not fanny.

so long as it's not arse-up.

 

I feel like a right tit replying to this on April 1st.

3 minutes ago, donim said:

Only fools would NOT book a ticket.

 

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Wrong...

 

Fools also

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Lets look on the positive side. This airline will attract all the booze guzzling, loud, cut-off t-shirt, testosterone types which will make the other airlines nicer to fly with. 

 

My bet is that with the free-flow of booze, the level of violence will increase as the guys will fight over who gets to go first on which trolly-dolly and this will lead to the demise of the airline.

Do you guys realize what date it is today?

and what happens when the fights break out?

 

maybe the pilot has knock out gas he can turn on to put everybody to sleep.

 

1 minute ago, White Christmas13 said:

Do you guys realize what date it is today?

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The mods are going to be busy today!!!If you know what i mean.

It appears the first TV star booking has been made.

6 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

and what happens when the fights break out?

 

maybe the pilot has knock out gas he can turn on to put everybody to sleep.

 

I don't think fighting is the main problem.

 

It is the complete breakdown of public morals that I am concerned about.

What day is today???????????????????????