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7 hours ago, Elad said:

This better not be an April fools ???? 

of course it is take no notice of it.....load of rubbish !!

Hope not an April Fool's Day!

If the other news story was the April-fools fake news, then this one must be true – I consider buying a multiple re-entry visa next time...

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2 hours ago, Jane Dough said:

I don't think fighting is the main problem.

 

It is the complete breakdown of public morals that I am concerned about.

Wake up----the post is an April 1st = April Fools  Day joke or have you never heard of April Fools Day?

I reckon the novelty of staring at functional, female udders will wear off after the first hour.  The lads can then fantasize about the cabin crew's functional reproductive spot, located precariously close to the built-in sewerage system.  Oh yummy! 

 

If it does get off the ground, it'll be a plastic surgery mile-high freak show - fake bums, fake boobs, fake chins and noses.  

12 minutes ago, 55Jay said:

I reckon the novelty of staring at functional, female udders will wear off after the first hour.  The lads can then fantasize about the cabin crew's functional reproductive spot, located precariously close to the built-in sewerage system.  Oh yummy! 

 

If it does get off the ground, it'll be a plastic surgery mile-high freak show - fake bums, fake boobs, fake chins and noses.  

Goodness gracious! They are the lady boys..... imagine being shafted by the airline promising hedonistic living in a tropical paradise before you even landed.

Let's make it a direct flight to Brunei. That would stir up the kingdom.  

1 hour ago, Tony125 said:

Wake up----the post is an April 1st = April Fools  Day joke or have you never heard of April Fools Day?

Thanks for the heads up.

 

But actually I wrote the story.

 

Regards,

 

Rooster

20 years ago this would be believable enough to cause some jaws to drop, obviously Thailand has seen the end of the road for this kind of thing sometime ago, maybe that's the point. But make the air hostesses pasty white, chubby, with push up bras and bad nose jobs buried in their phones and petulantly demanding, "You want in-flight meal?! You give me tip or not give you! 300 baht!" and Korean and Chinese translations in the ad and someone as credulous as myself may have fallen for it.

Props to the Pattaya News and TVF teams for this. One of the best April Fool's efforts I've seen in years. ????

Edited April 1, 20197 yr by Buffy Frobisher
Correction - appropriate credit to Pattaya News required.

Even cynical old fart could have a good time with this one!  Kudos!

13 hours ago, webfact said:

There will definitely not be any 737 Max 8s , said the spokesman who added with a smile: "We want to get passengers laid not slayed!"

LOL ... 

14 hours ago, brommers said:

Is this supposed to be humour? It just shows that someone has no ability to execute an April Fool joke.

Niddums niddums! It's too hot to be cynical...have a bex and a good lie down!

Will they have king size tubs on the upper deck to give soapys between the peanuts and the meal ?

 

Edited April 1, 20197 yr by GoodieAfterDark

Not flying aboard a  Boring 737 jet , for sure ????

 

On 4/1/2019 at 4:32 AM, webfact said:

Meanwhile a storm is brewing

Storm in a D-cup 

On 4/1/2019 at 5:45 AM, ChipButty said:

I'll book a flight just for the hell of it,

Going down on Pattaya flight could cover a few things eh.

Straight from The Onion to your doorstep.

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