"Big Fatty" has spoken! Top cop gives his do's and dont's for Songkran 2019

 

Picture: Sanook

 

Sanook reported that the deputy commissioner of the RTP had ordered police nationwide to ensure safety of the public during the upcoming Songkran celebrations.

 

They referred to Pol Gen Chalermkiat Srivorakan as "Big Uap" (the big fat or plump one). 

 

Big Uap had had a conference call with his top generals on Tuesday and decided the following:

 

Don'ts:

 

No high powered water guns to be used

 

No ice in the water

 

No dirty water to be thrown

 

No drinking alcohol on the back of pick-ups

 

No shooting guns in the air

 

No alcohol sales to under 18s

 

 

Do's

 

Dress nicely and not in a revealing manner

 

Throw water from pick-ups is OK but please, please do it nicely

 

Big Fatty said that 5,000 tourists were expected at Songkran parties in Bangkok in Khao San Road, Silom, RCA and Asiatique.

 

Upcountry it would be especially busy in Chiang Mai, Khon Kaen and Hat Yai at Songkran events in those cities where special help centers will be set up. 

 

He is determined that the public would be safe and the lid was kept on crime. 

 

Culture note:

 

Thaivisa notes that the term "Big" is often used to denote key public officials especially in the police and politics.

 

In this sense big means important figure. 

 

One former prime minister Chavalit Yongchaiyudh was known as "Big Jiew" (Big Tiny). The head of immigration these days is called "Big Joke". 

 

PM Prayut is known as "Big Tu". Tu means to grab by force. 

 

Source: Sanook

 

 

 -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-04-04

9 minutes ago, webfact said:

No shooting guns in the air

Fine! I'll wait 'til after Song Kran and fire my gun in the air then. 

 

9 minutes ago, webfact said:

Dress nicely and not in a revealing manner

Is there less chance of this being a problem if you're unattractive and/or old?  

No shooting guns in the air? That's probably under the assumption, the general solves the pollution within his set 7 days ????. Great stuff!

Edited April 4, 20197 yr by MadMac

I am sure everyone will take note and obey the laws????

regards Worgeordie

29 minutes ago, webfact said:

No shooting guns in the air

Ok for the "government" to shoot their guns in the air? 

30 minutes ago, webfact said:

Big Fatty said that 5,000 tourists were expected at Songkran parties in Bangkok in Khao San Road,

KS road closed for Songkran according to another article today, somebody needs to tell him! 

30 minutes ago, webfact said:

Upcountry it would be especially busy in Chiang Mai,

Where masks will be compulsory, or is the water spraying considered to be a legitimate act to help clean the pollution out of the air  ????

Is Big Fatty trying to outdo Ole Fatty, for which 1 can make the most stupid statement?

48 minutes ago, webfact said:

"Big Fatty" has spoken!

"Normal size RTP Fatty" portraying the girth of his boss "Big Fatty".

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Big Fatty said that 5,000 tourists were expected at Songkran parties in Bangkok in Khao San Road, Silom, RCA and Asiatique.

 

Upcountry it would be especially busy in Chiang Mai, Khon Kaen and Hat Yai at Songkran events in those cities where special help centers will be set up. 

How do these qualify as "Do's" Mr Big Fatty?

Edited April 4, 20197 yr by Bluespunk

Masks will be issued to incoming revelers at Chiang Mai airport, train and bus stations.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

PM Prayut is known as "Big Tu". Tu means to grab by force. 

 

 

a.k.a. Big Coup. 

2 hours ago, webfact said:

One former prime minister Chavalit Yongchaiyudh was known as "Big Jiew" (Big Tiny).

Ah! that's where the rapper Biggie Smalls must have copied his name from. ????

I am sure everybody will stick to these rules. LIke all other rules in Thailand.

Grab by force = snatch, explains a lot

Neither big nor fat

 

44 minutes ago, cerox said:

I am sure everybody will stick to these rules. LIke all other rules in Thailand.

Yes, of course. Same as last year when similar was announced

Sure. It's not going to be the utter all-out zero <deleted> given warzone it's been the last .. twenty years? I had a laugh at Thai Elite's newsletter:

 

https://www.thailandelite.com/tpc-news/detail/71?locate=en

 

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Pattaya, Chonburi

 

This tourist-attracted district of Chonburi celebrates Songkran on April 19 every year; it is called Wan Lai Pattaya festival. On the fun-filled day, you will get a chance to see Buddha image elaborate procession along the famous Pattaya beach, where you can participate in the ritual bathing by gently splash the Buddha image with clean and scented water. There are also Thai cultural performances, mouth-watering street food and water splashing by the beach to enjoy.

 

Or you get to experience the water version of fighting ISIS in Syria. Gently splashing with a high powered pvc tube capable of flushing your brain matter out the eye sockets.

No drinking alcohol on the back of pick-ups

 

Agreed. The driver should always be in the cab when drinking....

Dont forget to announce the rules with banning people in the back of pick-up trucks without seatbelt during songkran.

The police will rigorously enforce these rules. ????

3 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

How do these qualify as "Do's" Mr Big Fatty?

Do's in the back of a pickup has been covered by outraging public decency Said Mr Nowthin????

Where masks will be compulsory, or is the water spraying considered to be a legitimate act to help clean the pollution out of the air  [emoji38]

Saw that on Thai news last night. No party on KSR.

 

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one mess after another

 

1 hour ago, KhunBENQ said:

Neither big nor fat

 

Why do Thais ''Salute'' so much???? they love it.

12 minutes ago, Jiggo said:

Why do Thais ''Salute'' so much???? they love it.

Sakdina. Know thy master.

2 hours ago, KhunBENQ said:

Neither big nor fat

 

Another belly smashed in and a swollen face. Surprise. 

one word from the authorities and the Thai completely ignore it. 

8 hours ago, webfact said:

No alcohol sales to under 18s

Shows that you need no competence to be a top cop in Thailand. The legal age for purchase of alcohol is 20. ????

His nick name has nothing to do with his physical appearance.  It describes how he likes his envelopes.

5 hours ago, DrTuner said:

Sure. It's not going to be the utter all-out zero <deleted> given warzone it's been the last .. twenty years? I had a laugh at Thai Elite's newsletter:

 

https://www.thailandelite.com/tpc-news/detail/71?locate=en

 

 

Or you get to experience the water version of fighting ISIS in Syria. Gently splashing with a high powered pvc tube capable of flushing your brain matter out the eye sockets.

Talk about false information and out right lies. Shameful really. Like you said, it’s literally a war. 

 

I know it’s a legit visa but it comes off as being scammy as shady. Their email correspondence, advertising, newsletters, all of it. They are trying too hard to paint a picture of Thailand that doesn’t exist.

1 hour ago, blookhead57 said:

one word from the authorities and the Thai completely ignore it. 

Of course they do, and why wouldn’t they? Who’s going to do something if they don’t? This swollen face dinosaur? I doubt it. 

No ice would be a welcome change if enforced. I always figured that some high up policemen owned the ice companies.