SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Hi guys, This is probably the weirdest thing that I have ever posted. I live with my wife and her family in a very hot part of Isaan, and as such I generally just chuck a pair of shorts on without underwear. Recently, she has been complaining to me and even telling me to stay in the house because I have a very visible "cock and balls bulge" when wearing shorts alone. I don't want to wear underwear, it's far too hot as it is. She's been saying that it's very rude in Thailand to walk around with a bulge in the shorts, but I find this hard to believe. Has anyone heard of such things or is she just making it up? There's not much that I can do about what I have in my pants to be honest. I'm not sure whether to just stay at home or to try and tape the thing up, but suspect that she is making a mountain out of a molehill. If anyone has ever heard of Thai people being offended by this I would love to hear from you. I strongly suspect that she is just trying to be difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackdd Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 She probably just holds a grudge against you because yours is bigger than "hers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmen Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Try switching from lycra to oversized cargo shorts No need to pull them up to your rib cage unless your 70+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, madmen said: Try switching from lycra to oversized cargo shorts I wear very large, loose shorts as it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedenlars Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Hi guys, This is probably the weirdest thing that I have ever posted. I live with my wife and her family in a very hot part of Isaan, and as such I generally just chuck a pair of shorts on without underwear. Recently, she has been complaining to me and even telling me to stay in the house because I have a very visible "cock and balls bulge" when wearing shorts alone. I don't want to wear underwear, it's far too hot as it is. She's been saying that it's very rude in Thailand to walk around with a bulge in the shorts, but I find this hard to believe. Has anyone heard of such things or is she just making it up? There's not much that I can do about what I have in my pants to be honest. I'm not sure whether to just stay at home or to try and tape the thing up, but suspect that she is making a mountain out of a molehill. If anyone has ever heard of Thai people being offended by this I would love to hear from you. I strongly suspect that she is just trying to be difficult.Well they say, size matters. So she might be right. She doesn't want the guys in town to get jalous. [emoji13]Gesendet von meinem SM-N950F mit Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommysboy Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Well. stop sticking a tennis ball in your y-fronts then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbezoz Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Silk underwear is cool and will provide a bit more modesty perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, geoffbezoz said: Silk underwear is cool and will provide a bit more modesty perhaps. Never tried it, but sounds good. I only have my English underwear which is far too hot for Isaan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmen Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, SteveK said: I wear very large, loose shorts as it is! Penis reduction surgery perhaps your only option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 The "thinly-veiled I pack a large lunch" post of the week award goes to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, NanLaew said: The "thinly-veiled I pack a large lunch" post of the week award goes to... It's not even big! It's just that she reckons she can see it all the time! I don't want to reduce the length which seems very normal to me. It's the girth which she seems to complain about the most - I am not willing to undergo surgery just because she doesn't want other people to be able to see the outline of my genitals when wearing shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton Rd Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Complain about how small her tits are to get back at her, or how dark her skin is, see how that goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Orton Rd said: Complain about how small her tits are to get back at her, or how dark her skin is, see how that goes She has dark skin and smaller tits than me, I'm not ready to die just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, SteveK said: If anyone has ever heard of Thai people being offended by this I would love to hear from you. Yes it's untidy if it's not in a unified position, wear a jock strap with lots of air-holes in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagged Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 ???? Im crying my eyes out now Yes, my gf say the same, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Time to get castrated then,then she will have more complaints,you just cannot win. regards worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Buy a kilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Is it true that: 1 - Thai women are embarrassed by being with their farang husband if there is a bulge in the shorts, especially if around friends and family in the village? (I suspect not - just another excuse to cause a stupid argument) 2 - Thai women hate men with thicker penises? (Showing me her wrist and complaining just makes me feel confused and ashamed, even though she is bigger than the average Thai lady her wrist is pretty damn small). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Most of the farangs I know disguise it successfully with a belly overhang the only thing left bulging???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsensam Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, Orton Rd said: Complain about how small her tits are to get back at her, or how dark her skin is, see how that goes agree, i usually respond to personally critical comments with one of my own, they soon stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grollies Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 What a load of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, SteveK said: She has dark skin and smaller tits than me, I'm not ready to die just yet. Well Steve, if you have bigger tits than your old lady, maybe you're wearing her shorts by mistake? I have related (but not similar) issues with our extended brood up your way when Mrs NL's nubile nieces leave their dainty bum floss in the dryer. Is there an optician that can help you? I mean can you get her some stylish dark glasses so your OL can't be seen staring at your tackle box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, samsensam said: agree, i usually respond to personally critical comments with one of my own, they soon stop. I'm trying to avoid bad feelings and an argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 27 minutes ago, SteveK said: I wear very large, loose shorts as it is! Try walking around in one of these, with your shorts over the top, that should get the little guy under control. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike787 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 She has a choice: complain about you having too much hardware or too little...Tell her to choose her battles carefully in life. Cannot have it both ways. Like complaining about having too much, or too little money. Tell her to take it or leave, But choose one horse and ride it! (Pun either intended or not - your/her choice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Throughout my life, women have told me it was too small. Now she's saying it's too big, and after coming back from Europe after a 7 month trip she is now telling me that she is scared of it. Sounds like a joke but I don't know what I can do. I suspect that it is a ruse to cause an argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, NanLaew said: The "thinly-veiled I pack a large lunch" post of the week award goes to... I don't think a veil would resolve the problem........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuttodd Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 This is like not printing when you concealed carry. Certain patterns are better at not printing than others, and certain kinds of fabric. Basic black is good, My wife used to give me grief for walking around in boxer briefs and nothing else. Last time I did, it was 116 * ambient and she didn't say a word. I heard that there is a law about being required to wear underwear while driving? <deleted> kind of fun is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveK Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 My question was, has anyone heard of Thais being offended by being able to make out the outline of a penis through shorts because I think my wife is being deliberately awkward? I suspect that she is making it up as she goes along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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