webfact Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Road Rage: Can I get my key back? It's in your head..... Thai caption: Can I get my key back A motorcyclist was furious that the bike in front had stopped suddenly. So he got off and walloped the rider over the head. Moments later he wondered where his key was and went back to find it. It was embedded in the head of the other rider. Sanook went to find the protagonists of a story that would fall into the category of "You couldn't make it up!". Bank, 18, the injured party, said he had dropped something and stopped to pick it up. This enraged Thay who assaulted him. But Bank didn't feel much, he was just a bit dazed. Thay then came back and said: "Give me back my key". Bank said: "I don't know where your key is". Thay countered: "It's in your head, mush". Bank told Sanook that when he felt up by his temple there it was! He had a key sticking in his head! Bank said: "I can't get it out.....man jep (it hurts). Lots of apologies followed and there was an offer of 3-4000 baht compensation. Picture: Sanook Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked. The police have charged him with assault causing grievous bodily harm. The story was featured on the Facebook fan page of Rider Gossip. Source: Sanook -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-07-23 Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking Thailand news and visa info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RotBenz8888 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, webfact said: Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked. Can't get more stupid than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunderhill Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, RotBenz8888 said: Can't get more stupid than that. If life teaches you anything i can assure you it can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 You never find anything to unlock in a Thai head other than mush???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, webfact said: Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time Yet the police only charge him with assault...... Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, AhFarangJa said: Yet the police only charge him with assault...... Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head.... Therefore it's Kh Banks fault....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essox essox Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, AhFarangJa said: Yet the police only charge him with assault...... Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head.... so did police charge him for not having helmet.....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oziex1 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 He used being drunk as an excuse, he was on the road on his scooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 23 minutes ago, webfact said: The police have charged him with assault causing grievous bodily harm. But not drink driving, even though he said he was drunk !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bowman Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, webfact said: Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked. It's not his fault. He lives in a key hole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksidedog Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 56 minutes ago, webfact said: He had a key sticking in his head! Bank said: "I can't get it out.....man jep (it hurts). Well I guess that is one way of stopping the drunk idiot from riding away from the scene. Amazing that the guy is dumb enough to think that driving drunk, and stabbing someone in the head with a key, which could have killed him, is only a minor incident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Judging by how far that key has entered his skull, I'm of the opinion that the man has no brain to injure ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, RotBenz8888 said: Can't get more stupid than that. Yes it can.. walk a day in my shoes and you'll see the astonishing array of morons and clueless locals i come across everyday whether i liked or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I've had my car "keyed" but never my head. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, darksidedog said: Well I guess that is one way of stopping the drunk idiot from riding away from the scene. Amazing that the guy is dumb enough to think that driving drunk, stabbing someone in the head with a key, which could have killed him, is only a minor incident! Unfortunately, it is only a minor incident here........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttkeric Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Wow, there is just so many things wrong in one story! Rage, drunkedness, apathy, nonchalance. I'm going back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fex Bluse Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, RotBenz8888 said: Can't get more stupid than that. Anr indicative or how MANY think. It's quite horrifying when we loon past the smiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Triangle Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 This must be the " Intelligent Thailand " that the usurper PM has in his speech for later this week............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Jones Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Had he been wearing his helmet...wouldn't have a key stuck in his head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, webfact said: Road Rage: Can I get my key back? It's in your head..... Woaaah that's a nasty way to lock up your brain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shady86 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 All cars in Thailand should be keyless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matzzon Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 hours ago, webfact said: Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison, why has this caused so much trouble?", he asked. The police have charged him with assault causing grievous bodily harm. So, he is not charged for driving drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 5 hours ago, simon43 said: Judging by how far that key has entered his skull, I'm of the opinion that the man has no brain to injure ???? His brain was not running at the time since the key had not been turned to the Start position.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Dude works (probably) moving blooded bodies around in a hospital; yet wonders what the problem is all about!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 7 hours ago, webfact said: Thay, a hospital porter, said he didn't mean it, he was drunk at the time. Admitting being drunk rider, and physically injuring another person will not get you any browny points ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil2407 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 Thai guy stabs a man in the head with his own key another Thai - no bail at 90k unlike the Brit guy that hit a dog with a pole - double standards unbelievable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Whatever turns you on. That's the key.???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 14 hours ago, AhFarangJa said: Yet the police only charge him with assault...... Not condoning the attack in any way, but if the victim was wearing a helmet the key would not have entered his head.... You've obviously never bough a Tjai motorbike helmet... ???????????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razek Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 15 hours ago, webfact said: he was drunk at the time. "We're not rich, don't send me to prison He was drunk: this is proves the condamnation Not rich don t send me to prison: because you are not rich you will go to prison. The law was made to protect the rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk21 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 18 hours ago, shady86 said: All cars in Thailand should be keyless. mine is, you must drive something cheap 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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