2 Jokes

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin

was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the

large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of

the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are

you laughing, Mister?" "I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man

replied. "I'm a gynaecologist"...

DALLAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are

cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge

cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be

Praised!!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 - You are

cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared

to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!!"

Pause: Static...

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR

AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING

IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON

A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS

PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be

careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us - ya hear?"