Women Slips on Cucumber ~ Lands in Hospital

[JimmyTheMook]

https://thethaiger.com/news/bangkok/bangkok-woman-hospitalised-after-she-falls-over-and-a-cucumber-ended-up-inside-her

[ratcatcher]

Some cucumbers are turned into dildo pickles.

[RJRS1301]

Oh the journalistic content sometimes astounds me

Possibly win a Pulitzer Prize nomination for this one.

 

[masvil]

The best is in the end: "We don’t have any current reports about what happened to the cucumber",

[RJRS1301]

3 minutes ago, masvil said:

The best is in the end: "We don’t have any current reports about what happened to the cucumber",

Rotted in the heat

she obviously does not wear Victoria Secrets

 

[DannyCarlton]

8 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said:

Oh the journalistic content sometimes astounds me

Possibly win a Pulitzer Prize nomination for this one.

 

I think the piece was written tongue in cheek. or was it cucumber in widgie? 555

[wgdanson]

If youu follow the link, on the photo they have pixellated the cucumber. Ccould it possibly be facing rape charges?   LLOL

Edited August 15, 2019 by wgdanson

[Puchaiyank]

I do not believe the "falling over bit"...the cucumber was an unwilling participant and should be completely exonerated...????

[HeyHeyHey]

Must have been a cactus if she couldn't get it out.

[HeyHeyHey]

Tomorrow her hubbie accidentally slips on Pattaya Soi 6

[brokenbone]

some 16 years ago i saw a picture of a chonburi thai man

in the newspaper with his face censored out.

i asked about it and it turned out he had slipped

in the bathroom and a 1.5 l bottle of coca cola

happened to get shoved up his arse so far

that he had to go to a hospital to get it extracted.

talk about tuff luck

Edited August 15, 2019 by brokenbone

[scorecard]

1 hour ago, Puchaiyank said:

I do not believe the "falling over bit"...the cucumber was an unwilling participant and should be completely exonerated...????

Perhaps this is a method to confirm the size of each cucumber for correct pricing...

[chickenslegs]

Quote

A 51 year old Thai woman was recently sent to hospital complaining of vaginal pain because she had a cucumber stuck in her ‘lady parts’.

OMG!

(Oh My Gourd!)

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.

[ballpoint]

A cucumber?  Surely she could have slipped on something more comfortable.

[brokenbone]

was the size of the cucumber documented ?

[steven100]

my thoughts on eating fresh cucumber will never be the same again.  ????

[alacrity]

Must have been a greased cucumber. How far away was the hospital?

[brokenbone]

i think i read sex toys are illegal in thailand,

this is a case that can be made for legalized dildos

on behalf of health

[Thongkorn]

after leaving Hospital the lady went shopping at Tesco Lotus, She suddenly started to gasp for Air, Her husband asked if she was OK, She replied yes tilack its just the cucumber repeating on me,

[RJRS1301]

Was it a Lebonese or continental cucumber, and did she have informed consent.?

Why was it upright on the floor for. Knickless woman to fall on. ?

Poor risk management. Now permanently traumatised and cannot go shopping for veggies ????