3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

 

At least they are not saluting the returning craft.

And to launch the new Space Unit here is the official brochure ...

1 minute ago, rtco said:

And to launch the new Space Unit here is the official brochure ...

When I asked about that book, the staff just said, "Nah, we're outta Outer Space."

Major Som's umbilical cord broke and off he floated .. 

 

10 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

Major Som's umbilical cord broke and off he floated .. 

 

Space 'camp' - that's the one for the first katoey in space?

Judging from the OP photograph there is a lack of understanding that the vacuum of space renders parachutes useless.????

2 hours ago, Longcut said:

Can this be done using Windows 7? 

No, but it is the best choice among the MS offerings thogh.   But you hit the nail on the head.   Thailand's educational system is pretty far from rocket science.

 

Satellites use Wind River OS and some forms of Linux.  Think FreeRTOS is used too. 

 

Sounds like a government funded trough scheme.  In a few months, space hub will floated in a giant meeting hosted by head space cadet general cha cha.  They will have a teleconference with Branson to get him to land is ultra wealthy space travelers / quality tourists to land in Bangkok.  Space cadets in, bad guys out. 

21 minutes ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

Judging from the OP photograph there is a lack of understanding that the vacuum of space renders parachutes useless.????

We have exactly the same problem.

I've lost count of the number of times my parachute's disappeared up the vacuum when my wife's cleaning the house.

Any nation really can get a satellite in space. Just pay the nation that has the delivery rocket. For the right money they will put it up there and in orbit for you.

4 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Another spaced out idea!

But they could put 'Uncle Too' on a space ship and send him on, as the song goes, "a one way ticket to the moon". ????????????????????????????????????

"Bangkok... we have a problem."

(recording) "Space control is closed until 10 am tomorrow. Please leave a message. If this is an emergency, please call your nearest police station."

Call police station: no answer

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

Space 'camp' - that's the one for the first katoey in space?

Especially if they are called Freddie .. 

Edited August 18, 20196 yr by Justgrazing
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4 hours ago, holy cow cm said:

so would a barge. maybe it could be used as a massive deportation vehicle for undesirables.

no, a barge has zero ability to sustain air operations,

and to top it off it also isnt sea worthy.

 

wonder why the lot of you want to vent

ignorant attacks with the aim of sniping all things thai at all time, it can only ever amuse advanced senility,

with embarrassingly low education

and common knowledge

Edited August 18, 20196 yr by brokenbone

Thailand has also been into space research. Unfortunately they still can't fathom the huge void between must people's ears.

Can this be done using Windows 7? 

It could be done with MS -DOS v1 [emoji39]

I wonder which one of their kids made the model ? ????

 

 

40 minutes ago, brokenbone said:

no, a barge has zero ability to sustain air operations,

and to top it off it also isnt sea worthy.

 

wonder why the lot of you want to vent

ignorant attacks with the aim of sniping all things thai at all time, it can only ever amuse advanced senility,

with embarrassingly low education

and common knowledge

Did you leave your sense of humour in bed this morning ? You must be a real hoot at parties ???? Chill sir, it's all just a bit of fun.

Are we now getting "rain making" satellites??

7 hours ago, rooster59 said:

space patrol unit responsible for outer space patrols

Best take Thunderbirds No with them .. Just in case .. 

 

22 minutes ago, Burma Bill said:

Are we now getting "rain making" satellites??

They probably saw the idea in one of the early James Bond films, where the baddie takes over the world. Here they just want to take over the rain.

1 hour ago, Golden Triangle said:

Did you leave your sense of humour in bed this morning ? You must be a real hoot at parties ???? Chill sir, it's all just a bit of fun.

no, the fun ended many years ago,

the constant thai sniping is a mania,

a mental illness, and the vast majority

of the coffin dodgers on tvf suffers from it

9 minutes ago, brokenbone said:

no, the fun ended many years ago,

the constant thai sniping is a mania,

a mental illness, and the vast majority

of the coffin dodgers on tvf suffers from it

I certainly hope you included yourself in the mental illness and coffin dodger bit.

19 minutes ago, brokenbone said:

no, the fun ended many years ago,

the constant thai sniping is a mania,

a mental illness, and the vast majority

of the coffin dodgers on tvf suffers from it

Odd that there's a large proportion of 'coffin dodgers' who seem to have the attitude you don't like.

As Golden Triangle said, it all a bit of fun, fairly harmless banter.

I didn't realise I was mentally ill, will that affect my visa status? I thought sniping was a trait of a hitman. I do remember you're checked for syphilis when applying for a work permit - that's to ensure you don't have it, it's not a prerequisite from what I remember.

Sorry for the harmless banter there.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 18, 20196 yr by Number 6

27 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

remember you're checked for syphilis when applying for a work permit -

Blimey that's a bit invasive .. Or will they just take you're word for it .. 

Nurse in Doc's surgery says " due to new data protection laws I'm not allowed to call out patients by name " .. " The person with Syphilis ? Doctor will see you now " .. 

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

Blimey that's a bit invasive .. Or will they just take you're word for it .. 

Nurse in Doc's surgery says " due to new data protection laws I'm not allowed to call out patients by name " .. " The person with Syphilis ? Doctor will see you now " .. 

When the nurse said that, my face went red, as well as my affected head.

Is it really April already?

Breaking!

 

Introduction video of freshly hired Thai space team instructor

 

 

Edited August 18, 20196 yr by HeyHeyHey

1 hour ago, brokenbone said:

no, the fun ended many years ago,

the constant thai sniping is a mania,

a mental illness, and the vast majority

of the coffin dodgers on tvf suffers from it

And if I'm not mistaken from your previous posts you are one of us lol ????

9 hours ago, cmsally said:

9 hours ago, Longcut said:

Can this be done using Windows 7? 

No , only Internet Explorer 4.0 and Windows 98 

Well darn, they can get a good deal on Commodore-64 from the Chinese.