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Noodle vendor claims they urinated in the broth "to cure muscle aches"


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3 hours ago, jlwilliamsjr18 said:

Gandhi drank his own urine... what you don't know, won't hurt you. Now imagine what else might be in the food.  Confession, I used to put stuff in burgers when I was a teen at McD's.  It wasn't very nice, but at the time, I thought it was cool.  Why... at time the Vietnam war was full swing and most of the lunch customers were big mouth Marines.  

I don't know if you ever heard of the word 'carma'...Most likely that these days you are being fed with ching chong every day by one of your loved ones. But don't worry. You'll get higher doses when you get old and vulnerable.

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19 hours ago, gunderhill said:

Rubbish, I  put some T Rex  repellent  guaranteed  to work on my  lawn and it does, havent seen one T  rex in  20  years, only $50 a  bottle, with lifetime guarantee.

I'll sell you a bottle of Whisky too.... add a single tot to a watering can and your grass comes up "half-cut"

only $20

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20 hours ago, lordblackader said:

What a pissy thing to do. 

555.. The famous boxer Manuel Marquez drank his own pee and eventually knocked out Manny Pacquiao. Maybe urine is good in healing body aches too? 55

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12 hours ago, katana said:

Reminds me of the old limerick:
There was an old man from Dundee
Who liked the taste of pee
When they asked him why
He did reply
It's because of the vitamin C

True.

Here was a geezer from Wales,

he used to p*ss into his ale.

He became a short runt 

and a right bitter c*nt.

 

He currently drinks Leo.

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