webfact Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Video: Urinals according to "size"? Why size matters in the Thai gents! Thailand was in hysterics after it was revealed that urinals at an Esso gas station on the way to the Hat Yai airport in the south of Thailand were rated according to size. The actual urinals were all the same size but they were marked above with the familiar designation for clothes of S, M, L, XL and XXL - or small, medium, large, extra large and enormous! Not surprisingly most men were smiling and using either XL or XXL. Staff at ESSO said it was designed to make the loos look good and to maintain order - this was dismissed by the TNA MCOT presenter as patent nonsense. Him and his female co-host had a field day as they explored every angle and every angle of dangle of the story..... "So what urinal would you choose?" she asked. That didn't need an answer. In their written story the media said that foreigners were all using XXL - and coming out smiling! Source: TNA -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2019-09-06 Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking Thailand news and visa info 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NCC1701A Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 USA: "Are you in?" Thailand: "Too big! Cannot!" 1 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rkidlad Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, webfact said: Staff at ESSO said it was designed to make the loos look good and to maintain order If you wanna run a successful toilet, you need to maintain order. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Needs 3XL, unless you're in Hua Him, & it's most probably 5xl....(you know who I mean) Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, rkidlad said: 16 minutes ago, webfact said: Staff at ESSO said it was designed to make the loos look good and to maintain order If you wanna run a successful toilet, you need to maintain order. And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MarineEquine Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, bluesofa said: And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour. What a load of ordure. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, bluesofa said: And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, faraday said: Order! Mine's a pint of Guinness. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post moonseeker Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 Great sense of humor. MS> 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarryP Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 Think it means the size of the space around the urinal and the actual urinals are all the same size. That is, XXL for fat f*$%s, and S for super skinny buggers. 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AllThaiedUp Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 Remove the privacy barriers from "L" up and then see what happens ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, GarryP said: Think it means the size of the space around the urinal and the actual urinals are all the same size. That is, XXL for fat f*$%s, and S for super skinny buggers. Sorry mate, but I couldn't help but notice your user name "Garry P". Very appropriate. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 30 minutes ago, MarineEquine said: What a load of ordure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryP Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Sorry mate, but I couldn't help but notice your user name "Garry P". Very appropriate. Should I change that to Garry L? I'm definitely not Garry XXL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Some posters on here would require an XS to properly handle their business...???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, faraday said: I smell a rat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaanbiker Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 It's saddening that I never find an XXXXXXLLLLLLLLLL that would be suitable for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, webfact said: In their written story the media said that foreigners were all using XXL - and coming out smiling! Because it is nearest to the door? duh ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, bluesofa said: And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour. like the majority -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterw42 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 I was more baffled as to why they have bum guns next to each one ??? Not to mention the taps above each one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 are the ladies spots also labelled as well - would be interesting to see how they could be signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cornishcarlos Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, faraday said: Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself. What, holding the guy next to you as well ?? 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said: What, holding the guy next to you as well ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself. I don’t shake it . I tap it with my foot [emoji6] ( apologies for the old joke, heard Bernard Manning tell this at Batley Variety Club back in the day , he had followed a member of the audience into the gents with his microphone [emoji3]) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, NCC1701A said: USA: "Are you in?" Thailand: "Too big! Cannot!" Finally we all know why you came to Thailand!!!!???????????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarineEquine Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 What, no child size? Having just returned here from Europe, it's noticeable that there are no low-down facilities for kids in any of the toilets I have visited, whereas they are everywhere in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted September 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said: What, holding the guy next to you as well ?? *Busted* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 What, no child size? Having just returned here from Europe, it's noticeable that there are no low-down facilities for kids in any of the toilets I have visited, whereas they are everywhere in the UK. They do have them, I usually look for them, saves having to bend it in half !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, faraday said: Needs 3XL, unless you're in Hua Him, & it's most probably 5xl....(you know who I mean) Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself. Living in your parallel reality still :)?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunderhill Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 I can't even get thru the opening to the toilets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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