faraday Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said: Living in your parallel reality still :)?? Yup, want some bread ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 I assume the faucet at the top of the urinal is too cool it down? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansnl Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 hours ago, GarryP said: Think it means the size of the space around the urinal and the actual urinals are all the same size. That is, XXL for fat f*$%s, and S for super skinny buggers. You mean S for cloaked skeletons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonymous Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 No further comment necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 I fully understand. At my home, my urinal is the vertical size of my x large bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Shouldn’t the letters be in Thai??? Most Thais cannot read English letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starman97015 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?" A conversation I had in Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P Funk Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Watch out for those with a wide stance....especially from Montana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyJ Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Cute idea, and it made me think of this restroom prank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Well at least they don’t have those “ guys “ ( and i use the term loosely ) trying to massage your shoulders while you pee !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timkeen08 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 It would have been even better if they were S, M, L, XL, XXL, FARANG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnx Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 It doesn’t matter, they just lean against it anyway and get <deleted> all over their clothes. Perhaps in a few decades they will figure out how to properly use a urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred white Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 28 minutes ago, timkeen08 said: It would have been even better if they were S, M, L, XL, XXL, FARANG. But then they would want to charge the farang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 8 hours ago, moonseeker said: Great sense of humor. MS> You are still talking about a guy's best friend, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane Dough Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Antonymous said: No further comment necessary Please behave. Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 10 hours ago, NCC1701A said: USA: "Are you in?" Thailand: "Too big! Cannot!" They guy next to my in XL said the waters cold... I was in XXL I said I'm not worried about the temperature but it sure is deep ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Really And Esso associates with local partners like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Miller Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Hey, at 65 I am not embarrassed to admit it has been awhile since I heard "too big!" As long as the receptcle is high enough for no splash, and hopefully somewhere for a wobbly old man to lean. I do like disabled facilities but not found everywhere. I have noticed many Thai men go into the stalls instead of risking exposure at the urinals. Don't know why that is. A couple of guys I could ask but haven't thought to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humpy Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 There must be a need to state the sizes. Perhaps that's why Thai men have to undo their trouser belts to access their equipment !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 On 9/6/2019 at 9:50 AM, NCC1701A said: USA: "Are you in?" Thailand: "Too big! Cannot!" Reminds me of the old joke about a Norwegian lady of the night. A customer, while executing the agreed contract vigorously, accidentally got sucked in to the cavernous tool of the trade and was walking about, when he met a well know CEO of a dry dock. Perplexed, he asked "what are you doing here?". The angry CEO barked back "My oil tanker is parked somewhere in here and I can't find the bloody thing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 What about the owner of the Marble temple in Northern Thailand who built a special toilet for Chinese tours, after the men crapped in the urinals which plugged them up. I for one hope that the up country Chinese guys stay home. Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I guess I would have to go to the XXL urinal as my mum was Welsh and my father was Hungarian !!Makes me ............................................................ wait for it ........................Wel-Hung [emoji51] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: I guess I would have to go to the XXL urinal as my mum was Welsh and my father was Hungarian !! Makes me ............................................................ wait for it ........................ Wel-Hung My father was from Little Hampton. ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyJ Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Here's an interesting urinal display which I've seen: "Berlin Wall Urinal A piece of the iconic wall found an unlikely new home in a Vegas bathroom" https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/berlin-wall-urinal There used to be a toilet paper museum in the US: I'm pretty sure admission or at least part of admission was a roll of toilet paper. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Museum_of_Bathroom_Tissue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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