Video: Urinals according to "size"? Why size matters in the Thai gents!

 

 

Thailand was in hysterics after it was revealed that urinals at an Esso gas station on the way to the Hat Yai airport in the south of Thailand were rated according to size.

 

The actual urinals were all the same size but they were marked above with the familiar designation for clothes of S, M, L, XL and XXL - or small, medium, large, extra large and enormous!

 

Not surprisingly most men were smiling and using either XL or XXL. 

 

Staff at ESSO said it was designed to make the loos look good and to maintain order - this was dismissed by the TNA MCOT presenter as patent nonsense.

 

Him and his female co-host had a field day as they explored every angle and every angle of dangle of the story.....

 

"So what urinal would you choose?" she asked. 

 

That didn't need an answer. 

 

In their written story the media said that foreigners were all using XXL - and coming out smiling!

 

Source: TNA

 

 

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USA: "Are you in?"

Thailand: "Too big! Cannot!"

9 minutes ago, webfact said:

Staff at ESSO said it was designed to make the loos look good and to maintain order

If you wanna run a successful toilet, you need to maintain order. 

Needs 3XL, unless you're in Hua Him, & it's most probably 5xl....(you know who I mean)

 

Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself.

 

 

4 minutes ago, rkidlad said:

16 minutes ago, webfact said:

Staff at ESSO said it was designed to make the loos look good and to maintain order

If you wanna run a successful toilet, you need to maintain order. 

And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour.

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour.

What a load of ordure. 

3 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour.

 

2 minutes ago, faraday said:

 

Order!

Mine's a pint of Guinness.

Great sense of humor. MS>

Think it means the size of the space around the urinal and the actual urinals are all the same size. That is, XXL for fat f*$%s, and S for super skinny buggers.  

Remove the privacy barriers from "L" up and then see what happens ????

8 minutes ago, GarryP said:

Think it means the size of the space around the urinal and the actual urinals are all the same size. That is, XXL for fat f*$%s, and S for super skinny buggers.  

Sorry mate, but I couldn't help but notice your user name "Garry P".

Very appropriate.

30 minutes ago, MarineEquine said:

What a load of ordure. 

 

4 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Sorry mate, but I couldn't help but notice your user name "Garry P".

Very appropriate.

Should I change that to Garry L? I'm definitely not Garry XXL.

Some posters on here would require an XS to properly handle their business...????

21 minutes ago, faraday said:

 

I smell a rat.

It's saddening that I never find an XXXXXXLLLLLLLLLL that would be suitable for me. 

 

   

1 hour ago, webfact said:

 

In their written story the media said that foreigners were all using XXL - and coming out smiling!

Because it is nearest to the door? duh !

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

And if you don't, you'll end up maintaining odour.

like the majority -- 

I was more baffled as to why they have bum guns next to each one ??? Not to mention the taps above each one.

are the ladies spots also labelled as well - would be interesting to see how they could be signed.

1 hour ago, faraday said:

Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself.

 

What, holding the guy next to you as well ?? 

2 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

What, holding the guy next to you as well ?? 

 

 

Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself.

 

 

 

I don’t shake it .

 

 

 

I tap it with my foot [emoji6]

 

 

( apologies for the old joke, heard Bernard Manning tell this at Batley Variety Club back in the day , he had followed a member of the audience into the gents with his microphone [emoji3])

1 hour ago, NCC1701A said:

USA: "Are you in?"

Thailand: "Too big! Cannot!"

Finally we all know why you came to Thailand!!!!????????????

What, no child size? 

 

Having just returned here from Europe, it's noticeable that there are no low-down facilities for kids in any of the toilets I have visited, whereas they are everywhere in the UK. 

6 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

What, holding the guy next to you as well ?? 

*Busted*

 

What, no child size? 
 
Having just returned here from Europe, it's noticeable that there are no low-down facilities for kids in any of the toilets I have visited, whereas they are everywhere in the UK. 

They do have them, I usually look for them, saves having to bend it in half !!

1 hour ago, faraday said:

Needs 3XL, unless you're in Hua Him, & it's most probably 5xl....(you know who I mean)

 

Mind you, I'm a double- hander myself.

 

 

Living in your parallel reality still :)??

 

I can't  even  get  thru  the  opening  to  the  toilets!