Sex For Gas

[Jai Dee]

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

[Crossy]

Nice

Was that the gas station in the Top Gear clip? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHj25zd1K_A

[Crow Boy]

Nice

Was that the gas station in the Top Gear clip? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHj25zd1K_A"'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHj25zd1K_A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHj25zd1K_A

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I have been a fan of Jeremy Clarkson from when he was writing in the Times and he is a very funny guy - but I am not sure if that was funny or seriously stupid. I have travelled across that part of the country and had a great time but you have to respect the locals. Would he have driven through Manchester with a "Ferguson sucks" on the Vauxhall Grande? Or how about driving between Glasgow and Edinborough with a "Invade Scotland and do it right this time" on the car. Don't think so because even the most ignorant person would know you just don't do that sort of thing.

The big difference though between doing it in Alabama and Britain is that the Dodge Pickup comes with a rifle rack as a standard option and they know how to use them.

[suegha]

However, so much for 'freedom of speech'!

[Jamesyboi]

old joke, but a good one.

[Crow Boy]

However, so much for 'freedom of speech'!

aahh but you see this is the key point - freedom of speach only holds when everyone else agrees with what you say - how many presidents and statesmen have been assasinated because they said something contrary to public opinion?

I have to ask you though as someone from that part of the UK, how many times have there been serious fights between Everton and that other team in Liverpool? Do you think it would make great TV viewing to roll the cars down the centre of Liverpool with a sign on the side that Liverpool is a crap town?

Getting back to the Utube viewing I think the funniest part was Clarkson pulling up in front of the camera and saying "I just realised I have plenty of petrol and I'm out of here" He took off like a scared rabbit leaving everyone else behind to fend for themself.

[suegha]

However, so much for 'freedom of speech'!

aahh but you see this is the key point - freedom of speach only holds when everyone else agrees with what you say - how many presidents and statesmen have been assasinated because they said something contrary to public opinion?

I have to ask you though as someone from that part of the UK, how many times have there been serious fights between Everton and that other team in Liverpool? Do you think it would make great TV viewing to roll the cars down the centre of Liverpool with a sign on the side that Liverpool is a crap town?

Getting back to the Utube viewing I think the funniest part was Clarkson pulling up in front of the camera and saying "I just realised I have plenty of petrol and I'm out of here" He took off like a scared rabbit leaving everyone else behind to fend for themself.

Some good points ere Crow Boy, however, a few things need to be considered. Firstly it was a very funny Top gear that week, so good entertainment! Secondly, the messages were not 'this town is crap' or anything of that nature. Thirdly, I'm not from Liverpool...

I like your rational.

[kayo]

Before the beginning of that clip, (in the episode), they were challenged to paint upon eachothers (not their own) cars things that would likely get them shot.

hence these decorations.