Screenplay writers here ?

[Wolves2019]

I am looking to connect with any screenplay writers - budding or experienced- I am looking to produce short films. Sensible replies please 

[Nyezhov]

What kind of action you want dude? Comedy? Serious?

 

I have a whole comedy series written already....I particularly like the episode where the hero wakes up in an ice bath with his passport gone, his kidney missing and the BIBs pounding on the door because he has a warrant out for him for stealing a 100,000 quid from a Jamaican weed dealer in Milton Keynes. Its hysterical, especially when he dives out the window leaking blood and ice water and lands right into a pile of bananas that some old crone with one tooth is setting up for sale. Im lauhging so hard I cant type anymore.

 

You should read my python in the toilet story. The B roll is great, just travel around town filming squats.

[worgeordie]

There must be a few in the bells ,whistles and funny noises departments

very popular here.

Most series here follow the same story line,rich woman,nasty young daughter,

hansom man, who her daughter fancies,but there is already a really nice young

lady in his life, add a couple of maids, and there always seems to be a gay man,

that's it, just add the funny noises., job done.maybe there's only one screen play writer,

doing them all.

regards worgeordie

[Nyezhov]

16 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

There must be a few in the bells ,whistles and funny noises departments

very popular here.

Most series here follow the same story line,rich woman,nasty young daughter,

hansom man, who her daughter fancies,but there is already a really nice young

lady in his life, add a couple of maids, and there always seems to be a gay man,

that's it, just add the funny noises., job done.maybe there's only one screen play writer,

doing them all.

regards worgeordie

Bingo.

Sounds of pottery crashing, cut to,

Noon, tall and lithesome in a black satin jumpsuit with a Michael Kors bag with the logo blocked off becasue he hasnt paid for placement, hurls an Est bottle at her boyfriend, Somchai Sibandapandapichit, who she just found standing in the corner of the Orchid Garden with his hand up the dress of the maid! He ducks, cut to

Noons face, she is livid with rage and begins that hysterical full volume Thaigirl screaming "Lizard!" "Buffalo" "il chop off your lingam", cut to

Her hand opening her purse, the music builds, cut to

The face of terrified Somchai who pulls his hand out, flicks off the moisture and tries to wai as the maid begins screaming hysterically and just starts mauling him, cut to

Noons hand, perfectly done nails, drawing a Benchmade Auto out of her bag, cut to 

B roll shot of the blade flicking out, music begins to rise to a crescendo, cut to

Somchais crotch, fast cut to his eyes that widen, cut to 

Noon raising the knife with her eyes wild in rage, a door behind her flies open, cut to 

Noons mama, Porn, a Hiso lady with tacky fake jewelery, birds nest hair wearing a mauve pantsuit screaming, No Noon, you cannot marry him! He is your brother.......

 

LIke that?