Zoo Visit

[Crow Boy]

One beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.

The zoo is not very busy this morning.As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the woman, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

She does, and the Gorilla gets even more excited, grunting and hooting loud enough to wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests to his wife that she show a little more skin. She starts to lift her top to just under the bust line

She does, and the Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.

"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he says.

This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her into the cage with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

Screaming at her husband to let her out she turns around and the gorilla is standing directly behind her.

The husband leans back and says "Now, tell HIM you have a headache . . . "

[Wolfie]

<sigh> another old joke...

[Crow Boy]

<sigh> another old joke...

So when are you going to rectify the situation with posting some new ones of your own?

[Jamesyboi]

this is another r3pos7.

[Crow Boy]

this is another r3pos7.

Not from me it isn't? I took this from an old joke file I have on my other PC - I haven't posted it here before.

[Jamesyboi]

this is another r3pos7.

Not from me it isn't? I took this from an old joke file I have on my other PC - I haven't posted it here before.

as wolfie said, it's old.

thankyou for the r3pos7.

[Crossy]

this is another r3pos7.

The words 'pot' and 'black' spring to mind at this juncture James

[Crow Boy]

this is another r3pos7.

Not from me it isn't? I took this from an old joke file I have on my other PC - I haven't posted it here before.

as wolfie said, it's old.

thankyou for the r3pos7.

Yes it is old but so am I but you wrote that it is a repost of a joke I have submitted before so ok provide the link to it. Bottom line is:

1) put up

2) shut up

Your option

Edited March 28, 2007 by Crow Boy