Signs At Work

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Here are some signs seen around that show some people do try to mix a

little humor with their work...

* At a Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day"

* Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire

and take appropriate action"

* On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push"

* On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the

dog"

* At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place"

* On a Scientist's Door: "Gone Fission"

* On a Taxidermist Window: "We really know our stuff"

* On a Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels"

* On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs"

* At a Used Car Lot: "Second-hand cars in first crash condition"

* Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive"

* At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a

car payment"

* In a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming"

* On a Church sign in summer: "You think it is hot here"

* On an electrician's truck: "Let us fix your shorts"

* On a plumber's truck: "We'll take care of that drip for you"

* At a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people"

* On a Butcher's Window: "Pleased to meat you"

* At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

* Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just

left"

* In a Veterinarians Waiting Room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

* On a Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"

* At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your

bill. However, if you don' t, you will be."

* On a Farmer's Door: "I am out-standing in my field"

* At a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

* On a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got"

* On a Garbage Truck: "Business is picking up"

* At a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte"

* On a Restaurant Window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and

get fed up"

* At a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop"

* In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can

eat any place they want"

* At a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet"

* At a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait"

* At General Conference: "Welcome! We're generally in conference"