Been here too long when I seen this post again and again.

Your foot prints are on the toilet seat and you eat rice with your steak.

14 minutes ago, lensta said:

Your foot prints are on the toilet seat and you eat rice with your steak.

 

Your foot prints are on the toilet seat and you eat rice with your pork steak.

6 hours ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

Not going to happen, ever.

Yeah i said that.

I wish you would have kept your 2 pennies worth to yourself!!  I had the misfortune of taking my time to read your points!! What a lot of uninteresting nonsense and unimaginative drivel. 

If you have nothing better to do than write such complete insignificant nonsense then I suggest you leave here asap. Plus give up sending in such drab dreary words!!!

 

11 minutes ago, Hotrudester said:

I wish you would have kept your 2 pennies worth to yourself!!  I had the misfortune of taking my time to read your points!! What a lot of uninteresting nonsense and unimaginative drivel. 

If you have nothing better to do than write such complete insignificant nonsense then I suggest you leave here asap. Plus give up sending in such drab dreary words!!!

 

#11 when you start taking it all too seriously !! ( see quote above ).

You know you have been in Thailand too long when you spend an inordinate amount of time looking at a person trying to decide if he (or she but particularly a man) is Asian or European.

There's one and only one thing that shows you have been here too long:

 

The only thing that surprises you is that nothing surprises you anymore. 

On 3/3/2020 at 4:12 PM, Vietem said:

You duck when stepping over someone’s outstretched legs when they are sitting on the floor.

That's not a duck, it's a bow. My SIL did it all the time. Really annoying.

On 3/6/2020 at 8:04 PM, toenail said:

.you just assume your steam rice in a restaurant will be delivered 15-20 minutes before the two dishes you ordered 

I got sick of the dessert being delivered with the main, so I started ordering dessert AFTER the main was delivered.

I miss the little things that made LOS such an interesting place to live. I'd never go to a proper restaurant now, as they are all too expensive. The best I can do is a Maccers now and then.