13 minutes ago, Vacuum said:

Guess he saved his money to buy the white helmet.

Must have a 'head' for heights.

Maybe he did this because there was no door knob?

5 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Then six minutes later he returned and this time stuck it through her grille. 

Grilled sausage?

What questions did they ask it?

The Ghost Rider Asian cousin??

 

Edited March 6, 20206 yr by spiekerjozef

2 minutes ago, nauseus said:

Maybe he did this because there was no door knob?

Very witty Wilde.

I'm amazed the guy could get it up.  If I had tried that and saw this woman, my thing would have gone into hiding like a frightened turtle.  This dude must be a porn star. 

37 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Clearly he had not been to Spec Savers.

She looks like a BigMac. 

2 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

She looks like a BigMac. 

Never mind the quality, feel the width.

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Man in helmet stuck his penis through my door, says Sattahip woman

What a dick! ????

Edited March 6, 20206 yr by fishtank

35 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Very witty Wilde.

It's beauty that captures your attention. personality which captures your heart but concertina gates that can pinch your dick. 

The reality is, it's messed up and not funny. But on the other hand, these comments are gold so please keep them coming 

Well, by the looks of the "victim", he was shooting for "low hanging fruit", for his hanging fruit show, but ended up with a mushy windfall

Maybe her grandmothers boy friend 

He was probably just looking for somewhere to take a <deleted>. I knew a guy at uni who <deleted> through letter boxes when he was drunk. Hilarious at the time but disgusting thing to do when I think about it now.

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

My lady would have just opened the folding gate!!

 

Yep, she's smart! And he would have got his 'helmet' stuck.

 

(Not stealing your thunder, just need to explain it a little more for some on here ????)

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it was not me.

but  of  course

2 hours ago, Rookiescot said:

Might have been an accident.

Looking at her I'd say it was

Grab & pull hard and say g'day mate.

18 hours ago, webfact said:

her 92 year old mother likes to sit in that exact spot.

 

And now we know why.

1 hour ago, JustAnotherHun said:

A Thai man never would do that. Must have been a farang.

Yes, the holes in the grille are much too big.

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

My lady would have just opened the folding gate!!

 

She lets them all in heh?

Actually she should have taken a tight grip and screamed blue murder!

3 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it was not me.

IMO you are setting some kind of record for disclaimers. You sound like Bunty in Ethel Turner's novel.

3 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

another example of how these are desperate times in Thailand.

 

nowadays she could easily be a gogo dancer

first glance thought story read. "little man in a helmet sticks head through door"

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Sineha said her 92 year old mother likes to sit in that exact spot.

Hmm..... Perhaps a missed glory hole customer? 

31 minutes ago, atyclb said:

first glance thought story read. "little man in a helmet sticks head through door"

It does say that. Just not using those words though.

Time for the knife to cut it off!!

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Man in helmet stuck his penis through my door, says Sattahip woman

Just as well it was her front door and not the back .. The deviant could've got his key bent or even snapped off if he had managed to get it in her lock looking at the amount of timber she's packing .. 

Probably won the bet!

4 hours ago, worgeordie said:

He must have a fetish for large ,sorry Xl ladies,

he had a helmet on his head and put one through the bars 

regards Worgeordie

 

Maybe he was really going after grandma???