When I was a young lad ,I used to go to Saturday matinee at the

local cinema , which was called the Corona ,it was a right flea

pit, so thinking back ,I am sure you could catch a lot more than

fleas there,it was pulled down a long time ago.

regards Worgeordie

yeahhhh...keep laughing folks!

 

"did social distancing just save my ✂️ @@@@s (life) ?"

 

 

the Hills are Closed

 

 

Edited April 7, 20206 yr by ravip

archaeological find: 

 

 

 

We must be careful because people have been going crazy from being in lock down !

Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave oven and toaster while drinking coffee,

And we all agreed that things are getting hot.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine, as she always puts a different spin on everything.

And nothing said to the fridge either, as he is acting cold and distant.

In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.

The vacuum cleaner was very unsympathetic...told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would soon blow over.

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it's opinion and the door knob told me to get a grip.

The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to . . . yes, you guessed it . . . pull myself together.

Stay safe. Be well. This too shall pass.

 

... or how about this one ... if that virus got any pride this method should be pretty safe ...  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sure many TV posters are missing their pussy and their booze, so I thought I'd post this:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I'm sure many TV posters are missing their pussy and their booze, so I thought I'd post this:

Brilliant !

My brother mailed from England 2 weeks ago and said  ' We will not let the covid get us down , the British stiff upper lip '   Now he says those with the stiff upper lip are the dead ones.

 

 

 

 

 

 

well kids... 'that' certainly backfired eh!! 

 

self isolating, 'Air' BnB?