Blue Muton Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 hours ago, cornishcarlos said: I'll take the 5yr old pans... I have some that are over 50 years old, my grandmother's Le Creuset set. But you can't have them, before you ask. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Don Mega said: I also splash a bit of baby powder on me man bits too !! She dont do it for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, ChipButty said: Next time dont ask you should know by now Absolutely...foolish of me ....but then the Durian arrived. She is happy now and so am I...lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Blue Muton said: I have some that are over 50 years old, my grandmother's Le Creuset set. But you can't have them, before you ask. Them old cast iron pans were the dogs bollicks you could fry an egg with the gas off 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, ChipButty said: Them old cast iron pans were the dogs bollicks you could fry an egg with the gas off Once they were seasoned good and heated you could cook exactly as you said, no flame needed, they were awesome, to bad I left mine in the States with my son, but then he cooks with them in Wyoming where he is stationed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BritManToo Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, ChipButty said: Is that all you give her 10k a month? If you pay yours more ...... She must look like this ................ 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 41 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said: the 1000 yard stare that ensued ended up with me retreating back to my chair in my office... I got one of them the other week I swear if she had a gun she would have shot me, All i did was walk in the house with my shoes on 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BritManToo Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Enzian said: neither of which I'm likely to replenish if she continues to merely rave at me when we're on the phone. Easy ....... Solution 1: don't answer the phone when she rings. Solution 2: have another woman answer your phone. Edited April 19, 2020 by BritManToo 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said: Once they were seasoned good and heated you could cook exactly as you said, no flame needed, they were awesome, to bad I left mine in the States with my son, but then he cooks with them in Wyoming where he is stationed. Left all mine with my Ex wife's Im not buying any more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, BritManToo said: Easy ....... don't answer the phone when she rings. Have you ever tried ignoring a poo ying? it goes ballistic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 Apart from all we joke about them mines a great cook she is an artist she doing this right now Chicken Bouchée 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, ChipButty said: I got one of them the other week I swear if she had a gun she would have shot me, All i did was walk in the house with my shoes on I picked up the broom the other day to sweep out some dirt I had tracked in after a jog, forgot to take off my shoes in the entry way, the look and the voice she used telling me to stop, and to go shower myself, were all I needed, broom put back in the closet, and off I went. I do not dare try to clean in our house, as it is never up to her standards.........Happy I am well taken cared of....she enjoys the view from the balconies from where we live. She grew up in the country and never wants to go back. 20200418_104637.mp4 Edited April 19, 2020 by ThailandRyan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thaibeachlovers Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, BritManToo said: If you pay yours more ...... She must look like this ................ Where did you get the photo of my ex wife? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheGround Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, BritManToo said: Easy ....... Solution 1: don't answer the phone when she rings. Solution 2: have another woman answer your phone. Someone is in for exciting times ahead. If I was a Alpha male I would go for solution 2, personally I vote for solution 1, I probably live longer then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 44 minutes ago, ChipButty said: She dont do it for you? Nah she's too busy with her soap collection. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltire Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I can sympathise with the OP re Lazada. We have always relied on them, being quite remote and it's an easy option especially with COD, nothing to lose if it doesn't arrive (everything has so far). I have the advantage that my wife is not very literate and just browses Lazada, using a voice search but often finds some 'needed' item but has to ask me to order - which I usually do unless it is Chinese cr*p in which case I can usually talk her out of it. I can tell you though what is worse than Lazada, is her recent very late discovery of Facebook! Every 5 minutes a new friend (she has hundreds of relatives) and insists on showing me every video, especially the music ones. It was wonderful when she only had Line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 Well that lot brought a nice smile this morning ! Thanks ???? Refreshing change from sorting out the bitching and biting that goes on.???? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolkandchance Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, OnTheGround said: I would lick it ???? Thank you guys, for all the fun posts so far, keep em coming. For the guy who's wife spend a fortune on soap. Can it be a underlying messages in her hoarding of soap (aimed from her to you)(at least one of us smell good)? I am a little concerned for the guy who's wife do eat for 10k a month. BBW lover, by any chance? Mars Bars are a different matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post toofarnorth Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, colinneil said: You have to pay her,???? yet you try to convince us, you are gods gift to women.???? My wife gets sod all from me, she is perfectly happy with just being my wife.???????? Nice one Colin , as for me , 'er indoors gets 5000 every month the same amount as I gave her a dozen years ago. My pension has gone down from 60+ to 40 , eh lad why should she get more when I get less. ( rhetorical ). 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 3 hours ago, ChipButty said: Im going to end up bankrupt if this goes beyond the end of the month with my wife all this online shopping shes on first name terms with the drivers from Lazada The latest order is a new set of pans her excuse is she's had them ones for 5 years but there's nothing wrong with them, The other day a new curling brush for her hair same excuse she's had the others 5 years Seems like a box of something arrives from somewhere in Thailand last week a box of fruit from Nakorn Nayok 250 Baht a kilo Maybe have a look at Thai Friendly and do some online shopping... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BritManToo Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, toofarnorth said: Nice one Colin , as for me , 'er indoors gets 5000 every month the same amount as I gave her a dozen years ago. My pension has gone down from 60+ to 40 , eh lad why should she get more when I get less. ( rhetorical ). More to the point, why should you pay more, when she is older and less attractive? @Colin (whom TFN quoted) but I normally can't see because he's on ignore. I only bang whores, I've never claimed anything but my wallet attracts women, in any post, ever. Some of them may not appear to be whores, but they were all paid. Edited April 19, 2020 by BritManToo 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Maybe have a look at Thai Friendly and do some online shopping... There was some bargains on there the other week 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Maybe have a look at Thai Friendly and do some online shopping... Just a thought how would I ship one to Phuket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Just now, ChipButty said: Just a thought how would I ship one to Phuket? Select Phuket from the location drop down menu and they magically appear !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Just now, ChipButty said: Just a thought how would I ship one to Phuket? No need to ship, plenty there to choose from already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ThailandRyan Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Maybe have a look at Thai Friendly and do some online shopping... Online might be safer to take a gander, whenever I am out and I window shop, I always end up with the obligatory smack to the back of my head, at which time she says that when my eyes quit spinning from the hit, and come to rest, I will be looking at what I have already won....Her..... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 44 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said: I picked up the broom the other day to sweep out some dirt I had tracked in after a jog, forgot to take off my shoes in the entry way, the look and the voice she used telling me to stop, and to go shower myself, were all I needed, broom put back in the closet, and off I went. I do not dare try to clean in our house, as it is never up to her standards.........Happy I am well taken cared of....she enjoys the view from the balconies from where we live. She grew up in the country and never wants to go back. 20200418_104637.mp4 I learned that lesson ages ago dont bother no more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bruce Aussie Chiang Mai Posted April 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2020 I the Lazada freak, opposite to you. I get the Thai big eye everytime a delivery comes. She not like spend money and thinks I crazy mad money spending farang. Just ordered 25 various items for making homebrew. Big eye for me soon. Lol ❤???????????? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipButty Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Don Mega said: Select Phuket from the location drop down menu and they magically appear !! Expert hey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 minute ago, ChipButty said: Expert hey? Nah, Only been to Phuket once and did not like it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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