What a boar! Temple resident sniffs out foreigner's pet pig, takes out his love frustration on a motorcycle!

 

Picture: 77kaoded

 

Thai media reported that residents in Surasak district of Si Racha, Chonburi, called the local rescue foundation after a normally docile wild boar that lives in a nearby temple came sniffing after a juicy pig. 

 

The pig is kept by a foreigner married to a Thai; the couple were out at the time though their dog was barking. 

 

When the foundation arrived they found the couple's daughter's motorcycle toppled over and damaged outside. 

 

Picture: 77kaoded

 

The boar had used its snout to knock it over in an attempt to get closer to the pig who was playing hard to get. 

 

Failing to satisfy his porcine proclivities the boar took up residence under a mango tree opposite. 

 

It was a nice day, he could wait to make bacon later on.

 

Picture: 77kaoded

 

The locals told 77kaoded that someone had left the boar at the nearby temple. It was a mild mannered creature that caused no trouble when it came out to forage for food. 

 

Picture: 77kaoded

 

That was until it picked up the scent of the foreign husband's pet pig. 

 

Source: 77kaoded

 

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Looks like Boarboy has " Clicked " with the bike in 2nd pic and is trying to give that one instead .. 

Maybe that's where little Hondas come from ? ????

The dog comes into season next, more aggravation!

3 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

The dog comes into season next, more aggravation!

Not as much as when the daughter comes into season and all the boys start sniffing around !

was this article written by google translate?  I couldn't understand a damn thing about who or what was being boinked

Poor boar. Saw a porker that was just his type but couldn't come up with the bar fine and the mean old mama(dog)san was yakking him so he had a go at the next best thing and then went to sleep it off under a tree.

It's pretty much the same story heard in Pattaya nearly every night. Replace poor boar with cheap charlie and mamma(dog)san with mommasan and "next best thing" with "beach road freelancer" and "under a tree" with "Beach road bench" (or flophouse room).

Though the critters in this story may be somewhat better looking that some that you see on Beach Road (or so I'm told).

It's all a cunning plan from TAT, Pattaya will be floded by weathy tourists who like to hunt boars very soon. Now open the gate so they can multiply. 

4 hours ago, webfact said:

When the foundation arrived they found the couple's daughter's motorcycle toppled over and damaged outside.

When the bloods up anything will do..

To be fair to the boar, many of these scooters do look a bit sexy pig-shaped....

Just another expattjinking he's in pattaya already 

To be honest, I thought someone was telling "porkies"!!

On 6/25/2020 at 1:05 AM, Boomer6969 said:

Thanks for that. best laugh I've had in ages.

On 6/24/2020 at 8:05 PM, Boomer6969 said:

One sided love. Dear Cupid; Next time hit both. ????