Popular Post Pravda Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 Have been browsing some Canadian forums. Everyone is talking about Maldives and some nice discounts they offer as of late. Thailand is crickets. And really when you think about it Maldives is a giant made to stay resort. No place in Thailand can compete with this. The worst part is that thaying in Maldives for 2 weeks seems to be cheaper (after discounts) than staying in Phuket. Food for thought, but then again what thought. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justgrazing Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, webfact said: delight and merriment will be the order of the day in 14 day quarantine and a radiator to get chained to for the full Beirut experience for those who wish to stay longer .. 2 hours ago, webfact said: "As soon as the STV news broke the London office had FIFTEEN calls the last one being " hahahahaha your having a laugh " before ending with two words that contain 3 f's .. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkidlad Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Mario G said: My girlfriend just was 2 weeks ago there in quarantine and she felt like a animal in a cage... could go 1 hour per day on the roof She obviously didn't try the pizza with green curry on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morch Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Very 90's.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batata Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 hours ago, webfact said: Thailand's tourism authority has said that 14 day quarantine in the country will be enormous fun. never crossed my mind TAT was funny..... guess will have to change my opinion about them 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batata Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 much of the same same start of the week BS.... a pig with a suit still a pig, they keep running in circles around their tale(s) to a never ending run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Incarcetation is never fun. Might be interesting if you drop the soap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryane66 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Mario G said: My girlfriend just was 2 weeks ago there in quarantine and she felt like a animal in a cage... could go 1 hour per day on the roof Until the first covid-19 test, 24 hours in your room. I write from experience. Then 1 hour out of the room. Nurse twice a day coming to your door to take temperature and blood pressure. Meals delivered to your door. Sounds like a fun vacation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kotsak Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 Another attempt at putting lipstick on a pig. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HiSoLowSoNoSo Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) If the following was included I would be interested in the new TAT Fun Quarantine scheme: Business class on an Airbus 380 with an One mile high Club certificate included Limousine service to the Oriental hotel with a Riverview suite Private female topples butler Unlimited Grand cru wine to drink, same with Ardbeg, Jura, Lagavulin, Laphroaig & Talisker Whiskeys After lunch a body massage with 3 stunners For dinner: Angus steaks, Scottish Salmon, Maine Lobsters French and Italian cheese platter as dessert Visiting the best Go-Go bar in town (where all the girls been checked for Corona and various STD's) and ring the bell at least 10 times and buy all girls unlimited of lady drinks (after need to bring the best looking ones back to the Oriental for some wild animal sex) And instead of green curry pizza I would like to have High Quality Thai sticks on my pizza, like the ones you got in the 80s that were wrapped on a stick. Edited September 21, 2020 by HiSoLowSoNoSo 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bender Rodriguez Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 hours ago, webfact said: Thailand's tourism authority has said that 14 day quarantine in the country will be enormous fun. they are high on yaba, right? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jossthaifarang Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 They must be on drugs or what? I've been through this quarantine, Its <deleted> <deleted>!! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 hours ago, webfact said: Thailand's tourism authority has said that 14 day quarantine in the country will be enormous fun. Yeah, I can imagine the volley ball than the scuba diving will be enormous fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, HiSoLowSoNoSo said: If the following was included I would be interested in the new TAT Fun Quarantine scheme: Business class on an Airbus 380 with an One mile high Club certificate included Limousine service to the Oriental hotel with a Riverview suite Private female topples butler Unlimited Grand cru wine to drink, same with Ardbeg, Jura, Lagavulin, Laphroaig & Talisker Whiskeys After lunch a body massage with 3 stunners For dinner: Angus steaks, Scottish Salmon, Maine Lobsters French and Italian cheese platter as dessert Visiting the best Go-Go bar in town (where all the girls been checked for Corona and various STD's) and ring the bell at least 10 times and buy all girls unlimited of lady drinks (after need to bring the best looking ones back to the Oriental for some wild animal sex) And instead of green curry pizza I would like to have High Quality Thai sticks on my pizza, like the ones you got in the 80s that were wrapped on a stick. That is the funniest thing I've read today but I fear TaT will implode after learning of your alternative menu .. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lingba Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 who comes up with this stuff?...what a bunch of mindless fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomfiddler Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Someone up there is completely out of touch with reality, and has probably never encountered it in their oxygen-deprived atmosphere ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fondue zoo Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 Cooking with Covid The Stay in Your Room Street Festival featuring the Flu Fighters, Couch Test Dummies, System of a Lockdown and more 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guderian Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Maybe they could offer a cheap alternative to the Dignitas Clinic in Zurich? Your quarantine room will be on the 40th floor of a condo tower and you are free to end things at your own leisure. Instead of a health or medical visa, they could start offering a Non-Imm 'S' visa, lol. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post klauskunkel Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 hours ago, webfact said: meditation through yoga that's the winning strategy: 14 days of yoga meditation, by the end you would be sooo mellow, nothing could ever faze you anymore. Now, if only Anutin would throw in a free medical bong on top of this, that would take the quarantine pain away like totally! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose7117 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Nout said: I recently did quarantine in Australia, this room looks on a similar level however the food in Thailand looks better than what we got. The big difference is that we could not leave room under any circumstances and we were not allowed on the balcony. realistically people undergoing quarantine in Thailand get this level of accomadation and service its better than what we get in Australia. Quarantine in Australia also costs @ 68000 baht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCor Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Ok, here's my idea for them, ESCAPE ROOM ADVENTURE Have the room filled with puzzles and riddles to solve before the next door opens Some can even be real-world and useful for later: Take a Thai Driving test, if/when you pass... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellforce Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Play Candy Crush for 14 days in toilets is super-sanook. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, moose7117 said: I recently did quarantine in Australia, this room looks on a similar level however the food in Thailand looks better than what we got. The big difference is that we could not leave room under any circumstances and we were not allowed on the balcony. realistically people undergoing quarantine in Thailand get this level of accomadation and service its better than what we get in Australia. Quarantine in Australia also costs @ 68000 baht. Think yourself lucky the Australian authorities didn't ship you off to Bonegilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rupert the bear Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 its hard to believe that someone in a postion of respensibility in govt has written this garbage,that about sums it up.garbage govt.....fools and idiots just ask most thais now who have got the range on govt.at last.......ohh those submariners 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mung Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Connect 4 in the hotel room, maybe a game of Twister? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I have the solution, staff each quarantine room with a couple of nubile pole dancers. Soulful hansum Thai males for the ladies. Social distancing up to you, as they say. Of course, a surcharge would apply, but TAT is targeting the rich, yes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazykopite Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I’ve heard each isolation room will have a lap dancing pole in it so you can pick which lady/Man you wish to perform for you ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) 30 minutes ago, RichCor said: Ok, here's my idea for them, ESCAPE ROOM ADVENTURE Have the room filled with puzzles and riddles to solve before the next door opens Some can even be real-world and useful for later: Take a Thai Driving test, if/when you pass... Oh this is a good one. I propose one of the challenges should be trying to figure out all the paperwork needed for an extension of stay based on marriage. Although nobody would ever pass the first time. Edited September 21, 2020 by DrTuner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, DrTuner said: figure out all the paperwork needed for an extension of stay based on marriage And for bonus points what order the pages are to be presented in. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasin1 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 you gotta smile at the land of smiles, although its more like rolling on the floor in hysteria....so let me get this straight, assuming that England is not considered high risk and the 31 whom have contacted the embassy can go, then all those 31 have to do is fly at the same time so that they can charter 1 plane between them all, anything is possible as if they are desperate enough to spend 14 days in prison I'm sure they won't mind forking out for their own plane too, so you are tested before you leave, lets assume - negative, you are tested when you arrive, lets assume - negative, 14 days locked in a hotel room being poked and prodded and then off you go..... all to rendezvous up at an agreed time to charter another plane home afterwards...............LOL. methinks the Thais will discover that enquiries do not necessarily lead to bookings, i will wait to see how many bookings they receive to sunny Alcatraz ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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