Anybody know where to get Covid PCR test at Phuket Airport

[Alfa]

Hi,  Is there anybody  have  the experience  how to get the Covid  PCR  Test  at Phuket Airport,  72 hours before the flight?  Now a days  every Airline  ask  for the test  before entering the plane. 

 I couldn't find  any place to get the test in Pangnga.  Maybe  there are some on Phuket but probably  very expensive. I have heard ,  it costs  4000  +   in Bangkok,  maybe  up to 10  000 THB . 

Here in Thailand  everybody take the opportunity to earn more money,  probably  is the same  all over  the World.

  Don't try the Maldives,  you'll get in trouble but  very nice  islands , over there is  no sweet water, that's the biggest problem because  the islands are not big  enough AND  getting  smaller every day.

  In  10-20  years  there are no islands  over there left for sure.  Take Care,  Everybody    Enjoy  the day  , 

 

  We , the expats  in  Thailand  becoming  less and less everyday  and 

within  10-20  years  there are no expats left  in Thailand ,  We can't live forever......

[bruin]

Austrian FPÖ Member of Parliament Michael Schnedlitz administered a COVID-19 PCR test to the beverage Coca Cola in the plenum before his colleagues. The popular drink tested positive for the COVID-19 coronavirus.

He said he was performing the test live before parliament: "so you can see how worthless and misguided these mass tests are."

He continued: "The evidence is overwhelming, starting with the absolutely absurd mass tests that are currently being carried out, which are nothing more than a large-scale redistribution of tens of millions of euros in tax money from the population...it can't go on like this."

[condohope]

Not to forget the tests done in Africa for a fruit, plant, and animal which in all 3 cases turned out positiv.

[Alfa]

Thank You  BRUIN  ,   

That  was  very  interesting.

Recently  I have meet  a  Thai  Woman  who has  been to  16 days  Quarantine after a trip to Sweden with her husband.  

She traveled back  to  Thailand  alone.

She had paid 40 000  THB  for the  16  days  quarantine  for a small hotel room without a window. 

The food  was horrible  and cold every time she said.

The same place  another thai lady had jumped out from the window and died, that's why  they give  rooms to stay only without window.

Few days after she arrived  I meet her. 

She still had pain  in her throat after  these  PCR  tests  they test on her. 

They did it with a long stick.

Of course  they have no education for that, they don't know how to do. However they got the job !!!!!

Please GOD  don't make me to go to an hospital.

They are going to kill me, false nurses and doctors.

Take Care  Al.

[Patong2021]

12 hours ago, Alfa said:

Thank You  BRUIN  ,   

That  was  very  interesting.

Recently  I have meet  a  Thai  Woman  who has  been to  16 days  Quarantine after a trip to Sweden with her husband.  

She traveled back  to  Thailand  alone.

She had paid 40 000  THB  for the  16  days  quarantine  for a small hotel room without a window. 

The food  was horrible  and cold every time she said.

The same place  another thai lady had jumped out from the window and died, that's why  they give  rooms to stay only without window.

Few days after she arrived  I meet her. 

She still had pain  in her throat after  these  PCR  tests  they test on her. 

They did it with a long stick.

Of course  they have no education for that, they don't know how to do. However they got the job !!!!!

Please GOD  don't make me to go to an hospital.

They are going to kill me, false nurses and doctors.

Take Care  Al.

You have option not to participate.

Thailand offers a reasonable option and you do not like. OK, but please do not complain, just  go find another option if you do not agree. If you do not want to go to hospital just don't go to Thailand.

 

For the false positives, the  examples you give have no meaning. The approved tests were done for  human samples. Of course if you test on different chemical formula, a different result can be result. It means nothing.

 

[richard_smith237]

14 hours ago, Alfa said:

Thank You  BRUIN  ,   

That  was  very  interesting.

Recently  I have meet  a  Thai  Woman  who has  been to  16 days  Quarantine after a trip to Sweden with her husband.  

She traveled back  to  Thailand  alone.

She had paid 40 000  THB  for the  16  days  quarantine  for a small hotel room without a window. 

The food  was horrible  and cold every time she said.

The same place  another thai lady had jumped out from the window and died, that's why  they give  rooms to stay only without window.

Few days after she arrived  I meet her. 

She still had pain  in her throat after  these  PCR  tests  they test on her. 

They did it with a long stick.

Of course  they have no education for that, they don't know how to do. However they got the job !!!!!

Please GOD  don't make me to go to an hospital.

They are going to kill me, false nurses and doctors.

Take Care  Al.

 

Some serious confirmation bias going on there.

The quarantine is 14 full days (15 nights). 

Some quarantine hotels have windows, others have balconies, many hotels simply don’t have windows anyway - this is not a decision factor of the Ministry of Health in choosing suitable ASQ hotels. But the suicide story sounds better at the bar sat next to your fell SAS servicemen’s and Bitcoin millionaires. 

 

I have undergone ASQ in Thailand, while experiences vary, I found the food to be decent, it arrived warm. OR if I left it too long before collecting it from outside the room it had gone cold, funny that (the Hotel sent a line message every time the food was delivered). 

 

I have had 6 Covid-19 PCR tests so far, while not a pleasant experience there is no pain following, just the ‘gag reflex’ with the throat swab and an unpleasant feeling as the nasal swab flirts with your sinuses. There is no lasting  feeling.  The nasal and throat swab are approximately 7” long. No one uses a ’long stick’ thats preposterous. 

 

False nurses and doctors ??...  hmmm... there’s a ‘did we really land on the moon’ thread somewhere on this forum thats right up your street. 

 

Time to get real and stop peddling ridiculous twallop tittiporn in the lipstick bar tells you....  

 

 

 

[richard_smith237]

17 hours ago, bruin said:

Austrian FPÖ Member of Parliament Michael Schnedlitz administered a COVID-19 PCR test to the beverage Coca Cola in the plenum before his colleagues. The popular drink tested positive for the COVID-19 coronavirus.

He said he was performing the test live before parliament: "so you can see how worthless and misguided these mass tests are."

He continued: "The evidence is overwhelming, starting with the absolutely absurd mass tests that are currently being carried out, which are nothing more than a large-scale redistribution of tens of millions of euros in tax money from the population...it can't go on like this."

 

 

The Cola tested positive because Austrian FPÖ Member of Parliament Michael Schnedlitz is a fool and does not understand basic laws of chemistry.

 

In carrying out the Covid-19 test on Cola Michael Schnedlitz placed a swab of cola directly onto the test kit. Accurate Covid-19 antigen testing involves the requirement for samples to be placed in an extraction buffer to regulate the pH.

Carbonated drinks have a high Carbondioxide content which mixes with the water phase of Cola and produced carbonic acid (which is one of the reasons carbonated drinks have more ‘bite’) which along with other acidic components makes Cola rather acidic at pH 2.52. 

 

https://www.mythdetector.ge/en/myth/coca-cola-was-incorrectly-tested-covid-19-using-rapid-test

 

Edited January 2, 2021 by richard_smith237

[richard_smith237]

14 hours ago, condohope said:

Not to forget the tests done in Africa for a fruit, plant, and animal which in all 3 cases turned out positiv.

 

Come on - think man. Don’t just believe what you read. 

 

 

[treetops]

On 1/1/2021 at 4:16 AM, Alfa said:

Now a days  every Airline  ask  for the test  before entering the plane.

 

That is incorrect.  Some airlines do, some don't.

 

Similarily, some countries have it as an entry requirement and some don't.