Janner1 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, bluesofa said: You must be thinking of Hampton Caught. They used have jousting and fighting there. Surely you mean Hampton COURT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 4 hours ago, colinneil said: Well after that he wont be w++++ng for a while. Silly p+++k.???? Fancy trying to strangle his little anteater! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyinNE Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I have had a ring cut off of my swollen finger twice. Unfortunately got a Basketball type hit and finger just swollen up. Once had it cut off in the Hospital in Nong Khai. Not a problem just find a good cutting tool not a torch. Don't wear a ring on that finger anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retayl Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Methinks thou doth protest too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 35 minutes ago, Janner1 said: 2 hours ago, bluesofa said: You must be thinking of Hampton Caught. They used have jousting and fighting there. Surely you mean Hampton COURT Not sure if you said that on purpose, or you missed the joke.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 hours ago, scammed said: It was about an inch wide and 2 mm thick. (The ring that is). Mixing up Imperial & Metric. What is an inch wide willy, 2.56 cm sounds a lot bigger! LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEE TEE Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 No problem in the UK would have sent him to Hampton Court 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 6 hours ago, bluesofa said: If it was iron it could be seen as a more pressing matter. That CREASED me up ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 27 minutes ago, PEE TEE said: No problem in the UK would have sent him to Hampton Court Especially if his name was Hugh Jampton ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 8 hours ago, webfact said: It was about an inch wide and 2 mm thick. (The ring that is). The instructions said "put the ring on your little pinky" should have had a drawing of a little finger !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Too cocky by half! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, smutcakes said: We've all been there Heard a story decades ago of a guy turning up at ER where a mate of mine was the on duty doctor, who said this guy who had a trench coat on, insisted to the female nursing staff that he could only speak to a male doctor of his condition when asked what the problem was by the female nurses. I haven't eaten chicken since hearing the story, apparently it had a spasm and locked on. How's that for fowl. Edited February 16, 2021 by 4MyEgo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I wonder if Khun Phria has a wife with name of Pism? Strokes the toy, and then a Stroke kills him from the bloodclot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fvw53 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 8 hours ago, darksidedog said: As Del Boy from only fools and horses would say, "What a plonker?" I always thought that St Valentine's Day was about the love of a partner not about masturbation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Feingeist Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 There was a man who had a red ring around his tool. He went to the doctor. The doctor said it's only lipstick you fool. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post xtrnuno41 Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 Not every ring is called "precious" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Doctor I'm worried.....my wife wants me to have sex with her right ear......??? Why what happens??? Every time I go to put it in her mouth she turns her head like this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scammed Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said: Not every ring is called "precious" if i wore the precious like that, i would also become invisible 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caribbean82 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 hours ago, phetphet said: Well they gave the width and the thickness of the ring. Wonder why they didn't give the diameter? ???? Width and diameter pretty much same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyFingers Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Haven't they heard of cold showers (okay, not in Bangkok) or nam khang (ice) or the dreaded tap with a cold spoon that the nurses used in the old days. Either of the last two would have made it squirrel up enough to get it off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scammed Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 in any case, a valentines day worthy of remembrance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfill Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Perhaps he should have asked the local jeweller... https://blog.esslinger.com/methods-for-emergency-ring-removal/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 hours ago, colinneil said: Well after that he wont be w++++ng for a while. Silly p+++k.???? Is that winking or w*nking Col' my eyesight ain't what it used to be .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 hours ago, smutcakes said: We've all been there Nope, we haven't. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 There is an easy solution. Show him a couple of pictures of British women. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Surelynot Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 Just now, OneMoreFarang said: There is an easy solution. Show him a couple of pictures of British women. Who ate all the croissants ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacovl46 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Well, when it comes to cock rings size DOES matter! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pique Dard Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 9 hours ago, webfact said: Thai man's Valentine's Day "sex toy" fun ends in agony in ER - be warned! i didn't know sex was included in valentine's day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voulez vous Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 We know how to pleasure our women. No need for toys with us. Most people have everything they need except imagination. What we French have in abundance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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