Popular Post ChrisKC Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 Puts an altogether new meaning to "penal reform" 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jingthing Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 Aw shucks. When I read the headline I was sure it was going to be yet another story of a vibrating phone stuck up his butt. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiWai Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Tech was wise to wear eye protection with a Thai spitting cobra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChrisKC Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 One of my sex toys was only 22 years old and I (we) never got stuck at all! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David T Pike Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 (edited) Talk about a pencil dick! The average length of a flaccid penis is 3.5 inches and the diameter is 1.25 inches. The average length of an erect penis is 5.1 inches and the diameter is 1.6 inches. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/588538 Keep in mind this is world wide and the Thialnd is at the bottom of the list... Take the paper towel roll girth test. Personally mine wont fit erect... https://www.loyalmd.com/toilet-paper-roll-girth-test/ and this dude should have measured his pee pee before stuffing it into a 1" ring! https://king-rings.com/sizing-guide/ I am part Canadian and 6'2"so it makes sense now... ???? But by looking at the PIs score this guy must be considered hung in Bangkok! ???? https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php Edited February 16, 2021 by David T Pike wrong country! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 minute ago, David T Pike said: Talk about a pencil dick! Perhaps he just wanted more lead in his pencil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthobkk Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 So thai feel it's ok to have people taking pictures / videos in that kind of situation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Surelynot said: Who ate all the croissants ? The piggy in the middle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, anthobkk said: So thai feel it's ok to have people taking pictures / videos in that kind of situation ? Pics or it dick-in happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Not his first time by the looks of his collection ! The red ones for the next Valentines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Artisi Posted February 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 hours ago, voulez vous said: We know how to pleasure our women. No need for toys with us. Most people have everything they need except imagination. What we French have in abundance. Yes, Frenchmen really know how to hold their liquor By the ears ???? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onebir Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 "Put a ring on it" she said... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcuthbert Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 4 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: Heard a story decades ago of a guy turning up at ER where a mate of mine was the on duty doctor, who said this guy who had a trench coat on, insisted to the female nursing staff that he could only speak to a male doctor of his condition when asked what the problem was by the female nurses. I haven't eaten chicken since hearing the story, apparently it had a spasm and locked on. How's that for fowl. Holy pluck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaikahuna Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 11 hours ago, PatOngo said: With this ring I thee stupid......................! Good thing he didn't try having a Delete with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Wow. What a story. What can one even say? I can try making a joke of this, as many already have attempted. But, in reality one has to wonder what was going through his mind, with the one inch ring stuff? Sounds a bit dicey, and for what? Sometimes, though I might be considered boring by some, I am so happy that I am content with rather ordinary forms of pleasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 He must have no money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike k Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 12 hours ago, smutcakes said: We've all been there Speak for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujayujay Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 14 hours ago, webfact said: Thai man's Valentine's Day "sex toy" fun ends in agony in ER - be warned! Picture: Komchadluek A twenty something Thai man will never forget Valentine's Day 2021. He got up in the morning on Sunday and fancied something different so he put a metal ring on his penis. It was about an inch wide and 2 mm thick. (The ring that is). He hoped this would spur excitement and make for a Valentine's Day to remember. Well he wasn't wrong about that..... Unfortunately he couldn't get it off and the more he tried the worse things got until his Thai todger was battered and bruised and the only thing for it was an embarrassing trip to ER. Worse was to follow at the Luang Phor Taweesak Hospital where the man, now in complete agony from the unwanted swelling and inflammation, was told they didn't have the equipment to cut it off. At this point Prasit Nilakham, 37, was called. He is a skilled operative from the Poh Teck Tung foundation but more used to picking up dead bodies at road accidents than handling a man's nether regions. But resourceful Prasit was not to be thwarted and set about planning his modus operandi, he told Komchadluek. He thought the best thing to do was insert a metal plate under the ring that was now at the base of the unfortunate 25 - 30's sexual organ. This would guard against an even worse injury as he brought his own tool out - cutting equipment. There was a fear that the patient could lose his best friend if he made one slip so the metal plate guarded against that. A steady flow of lubricating liquid was used to ensure that there was no burning to the patient as the cutting began. With the help of the cutters and some pliers the job was done - though it took TWO hours. After this the patient was handed over to the care of doctors - they will have to wait and see if there is any permanent damage to the bruised Member for Bang Khun Thian, where the man hails from. The media reported that such sex practices - using sex toys - are not uncommon. Thai markets and online are full of devices. But people usually use rings made from silicone that are easy to slip on and off. This one was ALUMINIUM. The media said men should not try this at home - or anywhere else for that matter. Source: Komchadluek -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2021-02-16 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates One Inch???????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kensawadee Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 From the title of the story.... 'Valentines Day'.... I thought there would be a female involved also..... Good Luck there wasn't.... Only 'He' suffered his stupidity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kensawadee Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain Monday said: He must have no money. Or girlfriend, either. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showtime Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Dr. says "I can't get a grip on it....too small." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scammed Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 3 hours ago, onebir said: "Put a ring on it" she said... it will be fun, they said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whaleboneman Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 15 hours ago, phetphet said: Well they gave the width and the thickness of the ring. Wonder why they didn't give the diameter? ???? The width is the diameter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakser Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 19 hours ago, webfact said: Thai man's Valentine's Day "sex toy" fun ends in agony in ER - be warned! Picture: Komchadluek A twenty something Thai man will never forget Valentine's Day 2021. He got up in the morning on Sunday and fancied something different so he put a metal ring on his penis. It was about an inch wide and 2 mm thick. (The ring that is). He hoped this would spur excitement and make for a Valentine's Day to remember. Well he wasn't wrong about that..... Unfortunately he couldn't get it off and the more he tried the worse things got until his Thai todger was battered and bruised and the only thing for it was an embarrassing trip to ER. Worse was to follow at the Luang Phor Taweesak Hospital where the man, now in complete agony from the unwanted swelling and inflammation, was told they didn't have the equipment to cut it off. At this point Prasit Nilakham, 37, was called. He is a skilled operative from the Poh Teck Tung foundation but more used to picking up dead bodies at road accidents than handling a man's nether regions. But resourceful Prasit was not to be thwarted and set about planning his modus operandi, he told Komchadluek. He thought the best thing to do was insert a metal plate under the ring that was now at the base of the unfortunate 25 - 30's sexual organ. This would guard against an even worse injury as he brought his own tool out - cutting equipment. There was a fear that the patient could lose his best friend if he made one slip so the metal plate guarded against that. A steady flow of lubricating liquid was used to ensure that there was no burning to the patient as the cutting began. With the help of the cutters and some pliers the job was done - though it took TWO hours. After this the patient was handed over to the care of doctors - they will have to wait and see if there is any permanent damage to the bruised Member for Bang Khun Thian, where the man hails from. The media reported that such sex practices - using sex toys - are not uncommon. Thai markets and online are full of devices. But people usually use rings made from silicone that are easy to slip on and off. This one was ALUMINIUM. The media said men should not try this at home - or anywhere else for that matter. Source: Komchadluek -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2021-02-16 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates Auch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darksidedude Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 21 hours ago, scammed said: why would you make that assertion ? ha ha awesome reporting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darksidedude Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 22 hours ago, darksidedog said: As Del Boy from only fools and horses would say, "What a plonker?" Reminded me of a pattaya mail story many many years ago when the paper had started, i mean nothing similar to this report but some reporters have a funny way about describing some news, a falang had passed away in his room whilst on the job and the description was, the man died of a heart attack and his body was glistening with semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 18 hours ago, bluesofa said: 'Hampton armour for cockfighting' You must be thinking of Hampton Caught. They used have jousting and fighting there. A maze ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexxter Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 "This one was ALUMINIUM." Lucky for him it was not steel or titanium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexxter Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, whaleboneman said: The width is the diameter. Width and diameter are not the same thing. There are three measurements for a ring, the thickness of the material, the width of the ring, and the diameter of the ring. Imagine cutting a piece off from the end of a pipe. The resultant width depends on how far from the end you cut the pipe. However, I concede that in this article they may have used the terminology incorrectly. Edited February 17, 2021 by Dexxter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 ANother story of why you just can not fix stupid. Glad they got some video for him to look back on for the rest of his life. Maybe he is s smidge smarter now, but I doubt it. Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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