Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rip the piss about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you shut the heck up .

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you - dumb sh*t .

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Peter

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

My version is "a true friend is someone who likes you even though they know what you are really like"

CB

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

My version is "a true friend is someone who likes you even though they know what you are really like"

CB

Although this sounds a bit 'profiund' it is also so true.

Also thought peter's post very funny!

Edited May 17, 200719 yr by suegha