The Lone Ranger

The lone ranger is caught by a gang of red indian's.

The cheif says now you die a thousand deaths and they bury him up to his neck in the sand

,and say the fultures will pick away at you for a thousand hours ,,

the lone ranger laughs and says go f#ck youself ,

so the chief says your a brave man , for this bravery you can have a last wish ,

so the lone ranger says i want to talk to me horse and shouts Silver ,

so silver comes over and puts his head down close to the lone ranger who then whispers in silvers ear ,, then silver looks up and bolts off

after awhile an indian scout shouts rider coming ???

sure enough its silver with a lady rider on his back ,

he pulls up she jumps off and runs over to the lone ranger Rips her knickers off and sits on his head and wriggles for a good five minutes ,

then gets off and leaves,,

the indian chief is lost for words and thinks ??,

then says you brave man for this you can have one more wish ,,,

So the lone ranger call silver over and the horse puts his head down next to the lone rangers head ,,,

At this point the ranger SHOUTS I SAID POSSY