June 24, 200422 yr Years ago the vicar was getting short of new topics for talks at the weekly womens institute at the church hall. A name was suggested, Hertz Van Rental, an ex Dutch world war two fighter pilot so he was booked and duly appeared on Tuesday afternoon, after tea and buns he started his talk. Good afternoon ladies Von day I was flying my spitfire and looked out and saw three fokkers, at this a loud gasp went up from these old dears, two fainted and there was pandamonium. The vicar quickly got up on the stage and said ladies, ladies the speaker wasn't swearing as Fokker is the name of a German aircraft manufacturer, so please let him continue. He did, as I was saying I looked out of the cockpit and saw that three fokkers in Stukas were alongside me.............
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