Motorcyclist Killed - Drunk

[Humphrey Bear]

Drunk, Condom-Wearing Motorcyclist Killed after Night out in Karaoke Bar.

The dangers of riding a motorbike while severely inebriated and wearing a condom were never more evident than this story of a fatal accident which took place at around 3:00am on Tuesday morning.

A 35 year old Thai man was pronounced dead at the scene by police who had been called to Sukhumvit Road in Naklua to investigate a strange accident. The dead man had come straight across Sukhumvit road on his motorbike, crashed into the concrete barrier in the centre of the road, was thrown over the barrier and into the path of an oncoming truck. The driver of the truck was unable to stop or swerve in time and ran straight over the motorbike rider, killing him.

The driver of the truck stopped and was interviewed by police, but no further action is expected to be taken against him. According to reports, the dead man had been drinking heavily at a nearby karaoke bar. He had then left the bar, mounted his bike and roared off in the direction of Sukhumvit road where he met his demise. At the accident, rescue workers were surprised to find the dead man was wearing a condom, although we are not sure if it was new or pre-loved. They surmise the man may have been in a state of some excitement which was why he was riding so fast and failed to notice the concrete barrier.

PCN - Tuesday 5th June 2007

[mikethevigoman]

Drunk, Condom-Wearing Motorcyclist Killed after Night out in Karaoke Bar.

The dangers of riding a motorbike while severely inebriated and wearing a condom were never more evident than this story of a fatal accident which took place at around 3:00am on Tuesday morning.

A 35 year old Thai man was pronounced dead at the scene by police who had been called to Sukhumvit Road in Naklua to investigate a strange accident. The dead man had come straight across Sukhumvit road on his motorbike, crashed into the concrete barrier in the centre of the road, was thrown over the barrier and into the path of an oncoming truck. The driver of the truck was unable to stop or swerve in time and ran straight over the motorbike rider, killing him.

The driver of the truck stopped and was interviewed by police, but no further action is expected to be taken against him. According to reports, the dead man had been drinking heavily at a nearby karaoke bar. He had then left the bar, mounted his bike and roared off in the direction of Sukhumvit road where he met his demise. At the accident, rescue workers were surprised to find the dead man was wearing a condom, although we are not sure if it was new or pre-loved. They surmise the man may have been in a state of some excitement which was why he was riding so fast and failed to notice the concrete barrier.

PCN - Tuesday 5th June 2007

Didnt offer him any protection at all did it ! ( sorry i couldnt resist it )

[chinthee]

Drunk, Condom-Wearing Motorcyclist Killed after Night out in Karaoke Bar.

The dangers of riding a motorbike while severely inebriated and wearing a condom were never more evident than this story of a fatal accident which took place at around 3:00am on Tuesday morning.

A 35 year old Thai man was pronounced dead at the scene by police who had been called to Sukhumvit Road in Naklua to investigate a strange accident. The dead man had come straight across Sukhumvit road on his motorbike, crashed into the concrete barrier in the centre of the road, was thrown over the barrier and into the path of an oncoming truck. The driver of the truck was unable to stop or swerve in time and ran straight over the motorbike rider, killing him.

The driver of the truck stopped and was interviewed by police, but no further action is expected to be taken against him. According to reports, the dead man had been drinking heavily at a nearby karaoke bar. He had then left the bar, mounted his bike and roared off in the direction of Sukhumvit road where he met his demise. At the accident, rescue workers were surprised to find the dead man was wearing a condom, although we are not sure if it was new or pre-loved. They surmise the man may have been in a state of some excitement which was why he was riding so fast and failed to notice the concrete barrier.

PCN - Tuesday 5th June 2007

Didnt offer him any protection at all did it ! ( sorry i couldnt resist it )

I guess he needed "full coverage," must have been endowed.

[Humphrey Bear]

No - just a dick-head.

Really not the thing to say about the dead, but there you are ....

[tropo]

...and one more motorcyclist bites the dust on Sukhumvit Road. How many people die on that stretch of road every year?

[johnh101]

More like.........how many every day ?

[jeffrosner]

Mr. Rosner says it is better the Thai Drunk Scumbag was on a motorcycle and not in a Fortuner.

Mr. Rosner cannot shed a tear over the loss of this cretin - Mr. Rosner bellows good riddance to the drunken fool and is quite pleased that he killed no one but himself.

Mr. Rosner proposes one day a year where all drunken scum, both Thai and Farang can all come out on the main roads without fear of retribution - the next day the Sawan Boriboon with funds collected from the more sane can clean them all from the roads.

Mr. Rosner says "let the bastaards kill each other."

[Humphrey Bear]

Not quite the done thing, old boy.

Rather try to teach them not to drink and drive.

Not to ride mo'bikes without proper protective gear.

Teach them that although condoms give protection - it is not protection against getting drunk, charging out into a main road on a mo'bike, hitting a concrete barrier, doing a double somersault and triple salko before hitting the pavement just in front of a speeding truck.

(The 'them' in the above post is all drink/drive mo'bike riders)