Harry Palmer Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Try to not think about polar bears This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway. Get yourself as nauseated as possible Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a Sukhumvit To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to it. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!! Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 At least "Sukhumvit" refers to Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Try to remember as many sayings of Michael Caine as possible, e.g. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy50 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 get into entimology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Republic Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Move away from the keyboard, step outside, welcome to the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 get into entimology Entomology, I know. Etymology, I know. Entimology - not a lot of people know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Try to not think about polar bearsThis is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway. Get yourself as nauseated as possible Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a Sukhumvit To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to it. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!! Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on. Here's another live one. I hope Ajarn gets up and running very soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walker Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Might that be Hairy Palmer? And if so, do we want to know what he's palming? Or if the palming causes hairiness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Here's another live one. I hope Ajarn gets up and running very soon Yeah, you're right. I DID try, but no, nuke it Dr. P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyespan Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Its all your fault Harry Palmer..... I never thought about Polar bears until now and its stuck in my head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyespan Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 My turn.... Pick up the phone and call mom. Go to Thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Get on down to Phuket and look up Gent & Basher. A sure fun night out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splitlid Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 knock one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Might that be Hairy Palmer? And if so, do we want to know what he's palming? Or if the palming causes hairiness? Keeping it up a lot leads to blindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Get a big juicy piece of steak and hang it from a string attached to a long stick and out into the soi........just high enough to watch all the soi dogs trying to get at it......this would stop traffic and cause a huge uproar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walker Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Might that be Hairy Palmer? And if so, do we want to know what he's palming? Or if the palming causes hairiness? Keeping it up a lot leads to blindness. Could you use a larger font? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicinebox Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Get the wife/gf to wash her mouth out with Gin and wear bright red lipstick. Then when you're shaggin her you can pretend its some drunk tart you just copped off with from the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 Try to remember as many sayings of Michael Caine as possible, e.g. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". No no no ... I think it goes 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' ... marmite old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 Try to not think about polar bearsThis is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway. Get yourself as nauseated as possible Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a Sukhumvit To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to it. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!! Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on. Here's another live one. I hope Ajarn gets up and running very soon That's a very unkind remark ... especially to a newbie like myself. May I suggest that you try swallowing your tongue, dr_Pat_Pong Ajarn have far worse members than me, you lot are just lucky that they haven't quite worked out how to register here yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 My turn....Pick up the phone and call mom. Go to Thaivisa.com Problems start when they reach the age they don't listen to mom anylonger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Put a load of underwear on a wire stretched across a major Soi at second floor level (so they can see, but can't get it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 Put a load of underwear on a wire stretched across a major Soi at second floor level (so they can see, but can't get it). Oh for godness sake .. spare us your underwear wolf5370 (is that short for wolf-gang?) ... this is a family-oriented board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Try to remember as many sayings of Michael Caine as possible, e.g. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". No no no ... I think it goes 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' ... marmite old chap. Well, surprise, surprise! Someone even more pedantic than me!! I was almost about to post an apology for getting it wrong, but I decided to check.... According to Google, there are 833 references to "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" and there are 853 references to "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". So there! (Anybody got the video? VCD? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 Try to remember as many sayings of Michael Caine as possible, e.g. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". No no no ... I think it goes 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' ... marmite old chap. Well, surprise, surprise! Someone even more pedantic than me!! I was almost about to post an apology for getting it wrong, but I decided to check.... According to Google, there are 833 references to "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" and there are 853 references to "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". So there! (Anybody got the video? VCD? ) Don't mess with me on this one marmite ... I know these things ... camp Freddie was a good mate of my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Ajarn have far worse members than me, you lot are just lucky that they haven't quite worked out how to register here yet HP has a point. George. Maybe you should stop any new memberships until after ajarn is back up and running. Otherwise we'll all find ourselves playing acronym games instead of discussing real issuses like "Eye no vat awl BGs are munny grubbing hores, but I fownd a good wun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 This bloke joined the forum on 30th June, has anyone noted how many posts he has made, already an advanced memeber, at the rate he's going he will be a super member by Monday!! An to be frank the posts I have seen are really boring, including his jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Don't mess with me on this one marmite ... I know these things ... camp Freddie was a good mate of my dad "Camp Freddie"! My dad knows Mr. Bridger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Try to not think about polar bearsThis is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway. Get yourself as nauseated as possible Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a Sukhumvit To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to it. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!! Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on. Here's another live one. I hope Ajarn gets up and running very soon My sentiments exactly. We're being infected by ajarn.com, and it's so true to my previous post - Harry has even owned up to being author of 'What Came First - Chicken/Egg' etc... Come on now HP, we don't want a merger but we can accomodate you until A.C is back online and then you have to go home ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Come on now HP, we don't want a merger but we can accomodate you until A.C is back online and then you have to go home ok? My mum always told me it was time to go home when the street lights came on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 'What Came First - Chicken/Egg' The Egg. It came from what ever Chicken-like creature that evolved in to Chicken in the next generation (i.e. the egg when it hatched had the mutated genes that made it close enough to a chicken to be a chicken, but far enough away from it's chicken-like predecessor to not be a chicken-like-predecessor as much as a chicken). Oh, was that rhetorical? Cluck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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