DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

This one is for everyone who...

a) Had kids

Has kids

c) Is going to have kids

d) Knows a kid

e) Was a kid

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mo uth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my snot???"

Now this really did make me laugh out loud, nice one!