AltumAngel Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold." She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar. "Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold?" To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 This just made me chuckle big style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceadugenga Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Some days are diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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