Don’t Eat Bats, Panda Lab Doctor Warns

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• Thank you Doctor. Can I ask, is it safe to eat pandas?

What sauce goes with bat?

 

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It is extremely unlikely that any person in China would dare to make any public statement without the tacit approval of the CCP.

 

I am wondering if this announcement is part of the insistent CCP narrative that Covid originated from some person eating bats, or MORE LIKELY, introduced by some foreign agency to damage China's unquestionably high reputation.

It must NEVER be attributed to a leak from the Virus Research Lab, where they do extensive research on ..... bats,    and which just happens to be located in the city where it all started.

 

Mere speculation on my part, of course.

BATS!

 

Oh, fergoshsakes, no!

 

Only civilized escargot or mountain oysters for this fella!

14 hours ago, whaleboneman said:

I thought it was common knowledge that if you eat a bat it goes straight to your belfry.

Witness Ozzy Osbourne!

damn ... what about bugs, cockroaches, rats, dogs, spiders and a few other nasties ..... ?

 

so they are all safe but a bat is not ....     hahahahahha

10 minutes ago, steven100 said:

damn ... what about bugs, cockroaches, rats, dogs, spiders and a few other nasties ..... ?

 

so they are all safe but a bat is not ....     hahahahahha

Bats have certain viruses that other species do not have , that's why its dangerous to consume them