Which Fish Are You?

[canuckamuck]

Please choose carefully to ensure accurate scientific data!

[eek]

CAT FISH BABY! you left that one out

[canuckamuck]

I had that on the list, i forgot to include it sorry. I'll pencil you in at the bottom.

[soundman]

I'm a filamented flasher - whatever that is....

How about a Tuptim? Big, fast, orange & very terratorial?

Soundman.

[chinthee]

I've been told that I taste like chicken, but smell like fish...does that count?

[canuckamuck]

I've been told that I taste like chicken, but smell like fish...does that count?

You could be chicken of the sea. Is that a fish?

[Jet Gorgon]

Chicken of the sea is tuna.

[chinthee]

Well then...you can call me a big ol' loveable tuna. Damm, I wanted to be a shark, sounds sexier.

[canuckamuck]

You could be a longtail tuna if that works better

[chinthee]

You could be a longtail tuna if that works better

Thank you, yes please...

[Old Croc]

Sadly, honesty forced me to tick Sperm Whale.

[Jockstar]

I'm pisces. So i'm a fishy person.

[MiG16]

I'm a filamented flasher - whatever that is....

How about a Tuptim? Big, fast, orange & very terratorial?

Soundman.

ok this one's for soundman

but to stay on topic....Id have to be a "Salmon (of Doubt)"

[Jet Gorgon]

Well then...you can call me a big ol' loveable tuna. Damm, I wanted to be a shark, sounds sexier.

Tunas are nice.

Um, I thought whales are mammals. Oh, well. I think Mucky was up drinking when he devised this little venture. hehe

I picked jellyfish because I like to float around and sting people. I would have picked sockeye salmon, but not an option, nor was blue grouper. But people like to eat those, so I am happy with my selection.

[Heng]

symphosydon discus

If it weren't for this fish, I'd be one of the whingers on TV, instead of one of the ones you love to hate.

[soundman]

I'm a filamented flasher - whatever that is....

How about a Tuptim? Big, fast, orange & very terratorial?

Soundman.

ok this one's for soundman

but to stay on topic....Id have to be a "Salmon (of Doubt)"

I can't believe you did it?

Luv ya work babe!

Soundman.

[qwertz]

I want to be a Siamese fighter

[canuckamuck]

ok this one's for soundman

but to stay on topic....Id have to be a "Salmon (of Doubt)"

If I was thinking Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy I would have added a babblefish.

[canuckamuck]

I want to be a Siamese fighter

Siamese fighters are called Beta's where I come from, I guess because they're not ready for full release yet.

[pumpuiman]

I can't seem to think of any fat, lazy fish that watch a lot of television.

I do know my preference in fish I make acquaintance of......

Of all the fishes

in the sea

the blowfish is

the fish for me

[eek]

I had that on the list, i forgot to include it sorry. I'll pencil you in at the bottom.

ok dokie

actually, babblefish could apply to a ton of tv members. myself included.

[meom]

Just to keep it Thai related; the story goes that there used to be some shows on Patpong where the girls managed to have some fish swim in their lets say private bowl. I'd like to be that fish. Maybe in a next life, who knows

[qwertz]

I want to be a Siamese fighter

Siamese fighters are called Beta's where I come from, I guess because they're not ready for full release yet.

Betta splendens, mucky.

Ferocious defenders of their females against all male competition and very caring fathers.

The wild ones are quite plain to look at.

Like me.

[canuckamuck]

Well it looks like the sperm whales are maintaining their lead.

Must be the Pattaya contingent.

[larvidchr]

I choose the hammerhead, i do on rare occasions run into some beer and get hammered

[November Rain]

Queen Angel, and it looks like I'm the only one so far! Delusions of grandeur, or what!

[scousemouse]

I'm a stingray , we can get really big and scary .

[canuckamuck]

A Seahorse walks into a bar, and the Bar Goby says. "Why the long face?"

[canuckamuck]

Results:

Hammerheads, Clownfish, Devil Rays 4

Sperm Whales 3

Starfish, Jellyfish 2

Dogfish, Flame Fish, Queen Angels, Jawfish, Dragonettes, Parrotfish, Filimented Flashers, Mexican Lookdowns, Sagefish 1 each.

It appears the majority of the TV crowd can be identified as Devils, Clowns and Hammerheads, with the Sperm whales in hot pursuit. I believe the result of this poll to be surprisingly accurate despite a limited sampling. Fish stocks just aren’t what they used to be.

Although this poll was as scientific as possible, I realize a great majority of posters also belong to the Lookdown, Bar Goby, Jawfish, and particularly the Parrotfish family. The problem is our poll could not allow for mixed descent. I am also surprised that most of our population of sagefish chose to abstain (perhaps modesty prevailed).

Thanks for your support

Carp diem (seas the day)

[soundman]

I still have no idea what a filamented flasher is?

Soundman.