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in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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[b]A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she

spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect

it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her,

is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?Still smiling pleasantly,

he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."[/b]

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