When I tell my wife lets TukTuk she knows the deal.

 

 

What's yours?

mine is 'i don't have money'...

฿1000 ok?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I would tell you, but I would have to kill you afterwards!

 

????

You thought this would be a good topic for the "General" section?

It is lame even for the "Pub" one.

2 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

You thought this would be a good topic for the "General" section?

It is lame even for the "Pub" one.

 

I was pondering between this and the joys of bumgun

It's a secret

I could tell you but I would have to kill you if I did

Ben Dover

16 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

I was pondering between this and the joys of bumgun

Bum gun wins hands down. Bottoms up!????

18 hours ago, Celsius said:

What's yours?

Celsius!

It's a secret. 

It's been six months, dear

shall i call you a taxi ?

19 hours ago, Celsius said:

What's yours?

Do you want 500bht?

Supercalafragilisticexpaladocious.

works for me.

Buffalo 

 

Perhaps cockwobble. Well ... it jumped into my head while reading AseanNow.

1 hour ago, wombat said:

Supercalafragilisticexpaladocious.

works for me.

That's atrocious if you say it fast enough. 

I'm tired. works for me. 

Is this the secret word that I use when the BDSM gets too painful??

I thought secret words were a bdsm thing. 

Daddies home.

Psst, it's  

 

SECRET!

I'm kind of grown up enough to be able to initiate sex without having to use some kind of code word. Without any words at all, most of the time.

 

Do people really actually do that? For real?

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

Is this the secret word that I use when the BDSM gets too painful??

Safe word

24 minutes ago, JayClay said:

I'm kind of grown up enough to be able to initiate sex without having to use some kind of code word. Without any words at all, most of the time.

 

Do people really actually do that? For real?

 

So 2000 baht

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

 

So 2000 baht

Thanks for the offer, but that's a big steep for me.

You dropped your purse.