I just received this email from a male friend:

THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis.

Always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased. Did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boy friends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled,

felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted.

The End

Hehehhehee.... Nice one Donna.

Edited July 19, 200718 yr by GracelessFawn

Those things are great, but life is better when you have someone to share those things with, isn't it?

yeah, i agree solid. funnily enough that was sent to me by a man!

haha i think u changed the ending

great story- i for one am happier by myself...

haha i think u changed the ending

about the track pants? perhaps thats pushing it...

No thong underwear? What the heckums?! I thought all women wore those constantly!?

Damian

Fairy Tales - I used to read them when I was a kid.

Fairies - BKK is full of them.

Tales -Loads of people have tales about BKK.

Edited July 19, 200718 yr by GreenShone

HEHEHE loved it ,nice tale

I just received this email from a male friend:

THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis.

Always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased. Did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boy friends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled,

felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted.

The End

That's hilarious Donna, how did I miss it? So what did she do for a living pray tell?!

Hey - I didn't know my life was a fairy tale!

Hey - I didn't know my life was a fairy tale!

Some lad proposed?

Two of them - a while ago Brit. I don't get out enough these days to find a potential husband, or even a potential date. But, since I'm quitting my job, that may well change

So what did she do for a living pray tell?!

"had many boy friends"

uhm, no; That's someone else's fairytale, yours perhaps?

On this fairytale, we do things that we WANT to do - the whole point

uhm, no; That's someone else's fairytale, yours perhaps?

On this fairytale, we do things that we WANT to do - the whole point

That is the point to life I think.