Excuse me, everyone. I’m looking for one of those threads where the OP starts with a giant wall of nonsensical cyber babble, asks dozens of tangential questions that nobody is going to answer, much less read, and then replies to himself another five or ten times before anyone else can even get a word in. Does anyone know where I can find one? The OP is supposedly a seventy year old hermit living in Chiang Mai, originally from Pennsylvania. He used to work in academia in computer science before retiring. If nobody has seen one recently, never mind. Probably he'll mysteriously reappear one of these days.