Does My Wife Still Love Me?

[true blue]

see if you had had a mia noi none of this would have happened sounds fishy to me though

[mrbojangles]

Dr Naam,

You brought up an interesting point and a matter that can be easily overlooked, in the heat of passion and early love.

I therefore recommend that all you single guys, use this vow when getting hitched. It could save you the grief later on in your married life and therefore not having to go through an emotional turmoil, as is the case with our friend Dr Naam.

I, ________, take you ______, for my husband,

to have, to hold and to pass the salt,

from this day forward,

for better, for worse,

for richer, for poorer,

in sickness and in health,

until death do us part.

[qwertz]

I'm with Dr. N. here.

It's not the salt, it's the principle of the thing.

Today it's the salt, tomorrow it'll be "Wash your own socks and drawers".

I say clamp down now Dr. N.

Go on hunger strike until the salt is passed without your asking.

Use unfamiliar perfume and start working out.

Wash all your own shirts and tangas (this always makes a woman suspicious).

And refuse to copulate with her until she caves in.

[Naam]

Wash all your own shirts and tangas (this always makes a woman suspicious).

And refuse to copulate with her until she caves in.

washing tangas are a problem. only she owns some, i.e. it would not be advisable if i start washing them and... what would our maid think? that i am a pervert?

this... ahmm... couplerashion thing. could you be more specific? i have faint memories there was something... but that was long time ago... ###### Alzheimer!

[rgs2001uk]

has the good dr been neglecting his bedside manners?

or maybe mrs namms mind was preoccupied with other more important matters, such as where to buy her lord and masters vegemite, would she be able to book a table at crazy daves, or maybe she was contemplating the future value of the once mighty dollar as it plunges towards the 25 baht level.

[qwertz]

Wash all your own shirts and tangas (this always makes a woman suspicious).

And refuse to copulate with her until she caves in.

washing tangas are a problem. only she owns some, i.e. it would not be advisable if i start washing them and... what would our maid think? that i am a pervert?

this... ahmm... couplerashion thing. could you be more specific? i have faint memories there was something... but that was long time ago... ###### Alzheimer!

No point discussing copulation if you can't remember it, Doc. - face it - it must have been fogettable.