Popular Post GammaGlobulin Posted April 27 Popular Post Share Posted April 27 (edited) I live quite near you. (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately) Every day, rain or shine, I see the delivery guys delivering boxes, parcels, envelopes, packages, of all shapes and sizes, to your house, yet.... I rarely see you. The delivery trucks pull up outside your gate. They open your gate and enter your premises with the garbage you have ordered. And then they leave. I can see out my picture window, almost as if I were looking out over Waterloo Station, and all I see happening is boxes being delivered to you. Everyday, I see so many packages sent to your door. But, not knowing what is inside your boxes, It ruins my paradise. Why do you receive, on average, FIVE deliveries per day? Also, every day, Five Boxes! They always go in. I never see any boxes coming out. I can't remember seeing any people coming out, either? Your house must be like the NYC Flat of those Jewish Brothers.... What was their name? What a terrifically crafted film, a true masterpiece, I believe. But, the brothers were such hoarders. Wait just one MINUTE: One set of brothers: Jewish One set of brothers: Gentile Apparently, no significance to being one or the other. But, that should have been obvious. And now, with this online-ordering, thingy... Is this just a better way for hoarders to do their thing? They needn't exit their homes. They can do all their hoarding by remote control, and... The delivery couriers become.... THEIR ENABLERS!!!!! Therefore, please do tell me now, while I have your attention.... What is going on at your house? Do you have stacks and stacks of useless junk in there? And what about the packaging? Do you save the bubble wrap in one room, and the cardboard in another room? Do you eat the contents of the packages? I mean, is what you order edible? Or, do you stack all that junk in a third room? And, where do you even sleep? Or, DO YOU sleep?????? This has been going on since you moved to this neighborhood, almost opposite my house. Will this never end? I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well. I just gotta know. I need some resolution, here, of this puzzle. Tell me. Are you sick? Do you need a shrink? Will your house finally explode as a result of the pressure of all your online orders pushing out, against the walls of your house? Please take a warning and a caution from the Collyer Brothers. Please stop this over-the-top love affair with deliveries from your many courier friends. If the Collyers had had Couriers, things would have reached a head, far sooner. At the very least, tell me what you are doing with what you order. And, please tell me WHY. How did this happen to you? Is it your hope that... Someday, relying on some 12-Step Program, You will be able to wean yourself off of your Buying Habit, And eventually live an uncluttered and worthy life? But, do you think there is actually any hope of your getting well? I am just grateful that being addicted to ONLINE Shopping, and.. Being addicted to Courier Deliveries, and visits from couriers, is not a problem that I, or anyone I know personally... Such as a wife or a GF,...have...I mean, .... It is not something that I must deal with in this life. Do tell... What is going on with this out-of-hand ONLINE shopping.... Regards, Gamma Oh, Forgot: The Collyer Brothers..... Note 2: The Infamous Waterloo Station Window Note 3: Coming UNSTRUNG Edited April 27 by GammaGlobulin 2 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gottfrid Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 10 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: I live quite near you. (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately) Nah the big fortunate thing in this, is that the first sentence was totally wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted April 27 Popular Post Share Posted April 27 13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: I live quite near you. (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately) Every day, rain or shine, I see the delivery guys delivering boxes, parcels, envelopes, packages, of all shapes and sizes, to your house, yet.... I rarely see you. The delivery trucks pull up outside your gate. They open your gate and enter your premises with the garbage you have ordered. And then they leave. I can see out my picture window, almost as if I were looking out over Waterloo Station, and all I see happening is boxes being delivered to you. Everyday, I see so many packages sent to your door. But, not knowing what is inside your boxes, It ruins my paradise. Why do you receive, on average, FIVE deliveries per day? Also, every day, Five Boxes! They always go in. I never see any boxes coming out. I can't remember seeing any people coming out, either? Your house must be like NYC Flat of those Jewish Brothers.... What was their name? What a terrifically crafted film, a true masterpiece, I believe. But, the brothers were such hoarders. And now, with this online-ordering, thingy... Is this just a better way for hoarders to do their thing? They needn't exit their homes. They can do all their hoarding by remote control, and... The delivery couriers become.... THEIR ENABLERS!!!!! Therefore, please do tell me now, while I have your attention.... What is going on at your house? Do you have stacks and stacks of useless junk in their? And what about the packaging? Do you save the bubble wrap in one room, and the cardboard in another room? Do you eat the contents of the packages? I mean, is what you order edible? Or, do you stack all that junk in a third room? And, where do you even sleep? Or, DO YOU sleep?????? This has been going on since you moved to this neighborhood, almost opposite my house. Will this never end? I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well. I just gotta know. I need some resolution here of this puzzle. Tell me. Are you sick? Do you need a shrink? Will your house finally explode as a result of the pressure of all your online orders pushing out, against the walls of your house? Please take a warning and a caution from the Collyer Brothers. Please stop this over-the-top love affair with deliveries from your many courier friends. If the Collyers had had Couriers, things would have reached a head, far sooner. At the very least, tell me what you are doing with what you order. And, please tell me WHY. How did this happen to you? Is it your hope that... Someday, relying on some 12-Step Program, You will be able to wean yourself of your Buying Habit, And eventually live an uncluttered and worthy life? But, do you think there is actually any hope of your getting well? I am just grateful that being addicted to ONLINE Shopping, and.. Being addicted to Courier Deliveries, and visits from couriers, is not a problem that I, or anyone I know personally... Such as a wife or a GF,... Is not something that I must deal with in this life. Do tell... What is going on with this out-of-hand ONLINE shopping.... Regards, Gamma Oh, Forgot: The Collyer Brothers..... Note 2: The Infamous Waterloo Window Note 3: Coming UNSTRUNG Utter garbage! 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GammaGlobulin Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 (edited) 17 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: Finally! Finally, you have posted an image that I can identify with. You are really beginning to get into the spirit of things.... My Topics, I mean... Good Job! Note 4: Bowie (Wish he was here now....) Edited April 27 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post still kicking Posted April 27 Popular Post Share Posted April 27 Yeah, again utter garbage what about disabled and don't have transport? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoner Posted April 27 Popular Post Share Posted April 27 i do it just to make you waste your retired years writing these threads. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 2 minutes ago, stoner said: i do it just to make you waste your retired years writing these threads. Valid observation. Must rethink and reset. High fences better for improved mental health. At least, at night, it's more peaceful over there without the deliveries. But, the madness begins again, around 9:00AM, depending on the courier. (I have never observed FedEx opening his gate, though. Why, I wonder....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 4 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Valid observation. Must rethink and reset. High fences better for improved mental health. At least, at night, it's more peaceful over there without the deliveries. But, the madness begins again, around 9:00AM, depending on the courier. (I have never observed FedEx opening his gate, though. Why, I wonder....) i was thinking of getting a cow bell for them to ring upon arrival. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted April 27 Popular Post Share Posted April 27 Your a nosey bugger , I see you twitching the curtains , what business is it of yours how i spend my hard earned money, regards Worgeordie 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 (edited) 14 minutes ago, worgeordie said: Your a nosey bugger , I see you twitching the curtains , what business is it of yours how i spend my hard earned money, regards Worgeordie Simply put, I fear for our sanity.... Meaning this, obviously: Edited April 27 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AreYouGerman Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 To comment in this thread the requirement is being part of a specific generation, also called the boomer generation. Sorry for the interference, go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 (edited) 19 minutes ago, AreYouGerman said: To comment in this thread the requirement is being part of a specific generation, also called the boomer generation. Sorry for the interference, go ahead. All interference is welcome. We here, the ones in the know, are protected from the worst effects of posters' interference. Nice HAT!!! Edited April 27 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dioj Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: I live quite near you. (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately) Every day, rain or shine, I see the delivery guys delivering boxes, parcels, envelopes, packages, of all shapes and sizes, to your house, yet.... I rarely see you. The delivery trucks pull up outside your gate. They open your gate and enter your premises with the garbage you have ordered. And then they leave. I can see out my picture window, almost as if I were looking out over Waterloo Station, and all I see happening is boxes being delivered to you. Everyday, I see so many packages sent to your door. But, not knowing what is inside your boxes, It ruins my paradise. Why do you receive, on average, FIVE deliveries per day? Also, every day, Five Boxes! They always go in. I never see any boxes coming out. I can't remember seeing any people coming out, either? Your house must be like the NYC Flat of those Jewish Brothers.... What was their name? What a terrifically crafted film, a true masterpiece, I believe. But, the brothers were such hoarders. Wait just one MINUTE: One set of brothers: Jewish One set of brothers: Gentile Apparently, no significance to being one or the other. But, that should have been obvious. And now, with this online-ordering, thingy... Is this just a better way for hoarders to do their thing? They needn't exit their homes. They can do all their hoarding by remote control, and... The delivery couriers become.... THEIR ENABLERS!!!!! Therefore, please do tell me now, while I have your attention.... What is going on at your house? Do you have stacks and stacks of useless junk in there? And what about the packaging? Do you save the bubble wrap in one room, and the cardboard in another room? Do you eat the contents of the packages? I mean, is what you order edible? Or, do you stack all that junk in a third room? And, where do you even sleep? Or, DO YOU sleep?????? This has been going on since you moved to this neighborhood, almost opposite my house. Will this never end? I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well. I just gotta know. I need some resolution, here, of this puzzle. Tell me. Are you sick? Do you need a shrink? Will your house finally explode as a result of the pressure of all your online orders pushing out, against the walls of your house? Please take a warning and a caution from the Collyer Brothers. Please stop this over-the-top love affair with deliveries from your many courier friends. If the Collyers had had Couriers, things would have reached a head, far sooner. At the very least, tell me what you are doing with what you order. And, please tell me WHY. How did this happen to you? Is it your hope that... Someday, relying on some 12-Step Program, You will be able to wean yourself off of your Buying Habit, And eventually live an uncluttered and worthy life? But, do you think there is actually any hope of your getting well? I am just grateful that being addicted to ONLINE Shopping, and.. Being addicted to Courier Deliveries, and visits from couriers, is not a problem that I, or anyone I know personally... Such as a wife or a GF,...have...I mean, .... It is not something that I must deal with in this life. Do tell... What is going on with this out-of-hand ONLINE shopping.... Regards, Gamma Oh, Forgot: The Collyer Brothers..... Note 2: The Infamous Waterloo Station Window Note 3: Coming UNSTRUNG If I fart in an empty elevator and then people get on the elevator do you think they will know I did it? But even more importantly, if I fart again after they get on the elevator then do you think that it would cause an even bigger stink? And if I apologize and insist that I have a mental disorder and that my name is GG do you think that they would agree that I can't be blamed for posting insatiable drivel on AN that nobody needs or wants to read? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 13 minutes ago, Dioj said: I can't be blamed for posting insatiable drivel on AN a. True statement b. Also, your statement (insatiable drivel) is one of the best examples of a malapropism that I have seen on this forum, to date. c. Hilarious! Do keep them coming, Sir. Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 We are quite old now, so can't get out shopping so easily, stop your snooping you perv. Regards Terry & Julie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcous Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 'Gamma Goblins' was a track by Infected Mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 12 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well. It's ok GG, you are insane!......... Seek help! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 10 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Simply put, I fear for our sanity.... Meaning this, obviously: Coo coo ka choo, I am the egg man am the egg man I am the walrus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dan O Posted April 28 Popular Post Share Posted April 28 More trash posts. What you need to do is take your medication and worry about the man in your mirror and no one else. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 So, you're the porch pirate neighbor who has been hassling the delivery drivers and opening our parcels. How else would you know about our garbage ordering and processing business? Despite later claiming to not know what we order, you have already incriminated yourself. At least I now know what you look like. Pic taken by doorbell camera . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 (edited) 2 hours ago, 2baht said: It's ok GG, you are insane!......... Seek help! I would never abuse the English language by saying... "you sanity"... I think you edited what I wrote? "you sanity" if FOREIGN to me.... You see?: (I did not say you sanity. I wrote.. I worry for your sanity, and mine, as well.) Has anyone revised my original copyrighted words, without my permission? Orwell warned me this might happen. It's not an example of what is called... NEWSPEAK.... But, it IS a REVISION of History, in fact. NEWSPEAK examples include: Blackwhite Bellyfeel You can go to this linked site to see a nice NEWSPEAK Glossary.... https://www.translationdirectory.com/glossaries/glossary316.php QUACK QUACK QUACK Note, FYI: Of course, in a world such as ours, it's just too tiring to spend the time and effort to uncover what is real, and what is not real. And, now living in the age of AI, it is impossible to know what is ... Real Reality versus Virtual Reality (Therefore, I may have said what you said I said. Or, the bits and bytes may have become rearranged. We will never know, now. Will we.....? ) Edited April 28 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 4/27/2024 at 10:51 PM, worgeordie said: Your a nosey bugger , I see you twitching the curtains , what business is it of yours how i spend my hard earned money, regards Worgeordie If you put it like this: Your a nosey bugger I see you twitching the curtains what business is it of yours how i spend my hard earned money now you have written a haiku! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 you're 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charleskerins Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 On 4/27/2024 at 8:37 PM, GammaGlobulin said: I live quite near you. (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately) Every day, rain or shine, I see the delivery guys delivering boxes, parcels, envelopes, packages, of all shapes and sizes, to your house, yet.... I rarely see you. The delivery trucks pull up outside your gate. They open your gate and enter your premises with the garbage you have ordered. And then they leave. I can see out my picture window, almost as if I were looking out over Waterloo Station, and all I see happening is boxes being delivered to you. Everyday, I see so many packages sent to your door. But, not knowing what is inside your boxes, It ruins my paradise. Why do you receive, on average, FIVE deliveries per day? Also, every day, Five Boxes! They always go in. I never see any boxes coming out. I can't remember seeing any people coming out, either? Your house must be like the NYC Flat of those Jewish Brothers.... What was their name? What a terrifically crafted film, a true masterpiece, I believe. But, the brothers were such hoarders. Wait just one MINUTE: One set of brothers: Jewish One set of brothers: Gentile Apparently, no significance to being one or the other. But, that should have been obvious. And now, with this online-ordering, thingy... Is this just a better way for hoarders to do their thing? They needn't exit their homes. They can do all their hoarding by remote control, and... The delivery couriers become.... THEIR ENABLERS!!!!! Therefore, please do tell me now, while I have your attention.... What is going on at your house? Do you have stacks and stacks of useless junk in there? And what about the packaging? Do you save the bubble wrap in one room, and the cardboard in another room? Do you eat the contents of the packages? I mean, is what you order edible? Or, do you stack all that junk in a third room? And, where do you even sleep? Or, DO YOU sleep?????? This has been going on since you moved to this neighborhood, almost opposite my house. Will this never end? I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well. I just gotta know. I need some resolution, here, of this puzzle. Tell me. Are you sick? Do you need a shrink? Will your house finally explode as a result of the pressure of all your online orders pushing out, against the walls of your house? Please take a warning and a caution from the Collyer Brothers. Please stop this over-the-top love affair with deliveries from your many courier friends. If the Collyers had had Couriers, things would have reached a head, far sooner. At the very least, tell me what you are doing with what you order. And, please tell me WHY. How did this happen to you? Is it your hope that... Someday, relying on some 12-Step Program, You will be able to wean yourself off of your Buying Habit, And eventually live an uncluttered and worthy life? But, do you think there is actually any hope of your getting well? I am just grateful that being addicted to ONLINE Shopping, and.. Being addicted to Courier Deliveries, and visits from couriers, is not a problem that I, or anyone I know personally... Such as a wife or a GF,...have...I mean, .... It is not something that I must deal with in this life. Do tell... What is going on with this out-of-hand ONLINE shopping.... Regards, Gamma Oh, Forgot: The Collyer Brothers..... Note 2: The Infamous Waterloo Station Window Note 3: Coming UNSTRUNG there is no gate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesimps Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 On 4/27/2024 at 8:37 PM, GammaGlobulin said: I live quite near you. (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately) Every day, rain or shine, I see the delivery guys delivering boxes, parcels, envelopes, packages, of all shapes and sizes, to your house, yet.... I rarely see you. The delivery trucks pull up outside your gate. They open your gate and enter your premises with the garbage you have ordered. And then they leave. I can see out my picture window, almost as if I were looking out over Waterloo Station, and all I see happening is boxes being delivered to you. Everyday, I see so many packages sent to your door. But, not knowing what is inside your boxes, It ruins my paradise. Why do you receive, on average, FIVE deliveries per day? Also, every day, Five Boxes! They always go in. I never see any boxes coming out. I can't remember seeing any people coming out, either? Your house must be like the NYC Flat of those Jewish Brothers.... What was their name? What a terrifically crafted film, a true masterpiece, I believe. But, the brothers were such hoarders. Wait just one MINUTE: One set of brothers: Jewish One set of brothers: Gentile Apparently, no significance to being one or the other. But, that should have been obvious. And now, with this online-ordering, thingy... Is this just a better way for hoarders to do their thing? They needn't exit their homes. They can do all their hoarding by remote control, and... The delivery couriers become.... THEIR ENABLERS!!!!! Therefore, please do tell me now, while I have your attention.... What is going on at your house? Do you have stacks and stacks of useless junk in there? And what about the packaging? Do you save the bubble wrap in one room, and the cardboard in another room? Do you eat the contents of the packages? I mean, is what you order edible? Or, do you stack all that junk in a third room? And, where do you even sleep? Or, DO YOU sleep?????? This has been going on since you moved to this neighborhood, almost opposite my house. Will this never end? I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well. I just gotta know. I need some resolution, here, of this puzzle. Tell me. Are you sick? Do you need a shrink? Will your house finally explode as a result of the pressure of all your online orders pushing out, against the walls of your house? Please take a warning and a caution from the Collyer Brothers. Please stop this over-the-top love affair with deliveries from your many courier friends. If the Collyers had had Couriers, things would have reached a head, far sooner. At the very least, tell me what you are doing with what you order. And, please tell me WHY. How did this happen to you? Is it your hope that... Someday, relying on some 12-Step Program, You will be able to wean yourself off of your Buying Habit, And eventually live an uncluttered and worthy life? But, do you think there is actually any hope of your getting well? I am just grateful that being addicted to ONLINE Shopping, and.. Being addicted to Courier Deliveries, and visits from couriers, is not a problem that I, or anyone I know personally... Such as a wife or a GF,...have...I mean, .... It is not something that I must deal with in this life. Do tell... What is going on with this out-of-hand ONLINE shopping.... Regards, Gamma Oh, Forgot: The Collyer Brothers..... Note 2: The Infamous Waterloo Station Window Note 3: Coming UNSTRUNG Sounds like my missus. She must have Lazada and Shoppee on overtime and it's all junk. Still, if it keeps her happy and off my back..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jippytum Posted April 29 Popular Post Share Posted April 29 post. Utter garbage from a curtain twitcher. Mind your our business and get a life 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignore it Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Yep, Maybe check out some of the many excellent articles on Google about adjusting psyc drug dosages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, jesimps said: Sounds like my missus. She must have Lazada and Shoppee on overtime and it's all junk. Still, if it keeps her happy and off my back..... "It's all junk." Haha, yes. The American consumer movement, and the American compulsion to consume, is not about obtaining what one needs. Rather, the American Consumer derives pleasure solely from the very act of finding and obtaining anything (junk or not) that is for sale. When consuming, Americans, who are the consummate consumers of the world, rarely take Quality into consideration, nor do they care much about alliteration, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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