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Today I met a bloke who told me he had a Micropenis.

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i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days.

 

Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok.

 

today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping.

 

there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin.

 

Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK.

his wife left him and was cheating on him for years..

 

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

 

I couldn’t believe it.

 

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

he was actually a really nice bloke,

he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!!

 

absolutely flabbergasted !

 

bob.

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What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger?

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2 minutes ago, novacova said:

What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger?

I just said hello and it snowballed from there!

 

bob.

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4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days.

 

Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok.

 

today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping.

 

there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin.

 

Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK.

his wife left him and was cheating on him for years..

 

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

 

I couldn’t believe it.

 

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

he was actually a really nice bloke,

he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!!

 

absolutely flabbergasted !

 

bob.

Photos please Bob!😁

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Just now, roo860 said:

Photos please Bob!😁

we are already back at the hotel.

 

bob.

Where's Tom?

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Just now, EVENKEEL said:

Where's Tom?

god knows. 

 

He said he was going to Pattaya but I haven’t spoken to him since Sunday.

 

bob.

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I just said hello and it snowballed from there!

 

bob.

Hello…

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I just said hello and it snowballed from there!

 

bob.

 

Snowballed, eh?

Imaginary friends again

Maybe he was flirting with you.

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2 minutes ago, taotoo said:

Maybe he was flirting with you.

He seemed a broken man.

 

He was heavily intoxicated.

 

bob.

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23 minutes ago, bob smith said:

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

That fella got some big balls to admit to such a thing 

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7 minutes ago, novacova said:

That fella got some big balls to admit to such a thing 

my sentiments exactly!

 

first he told me how his wife had taken everything, house, car, money, furniture.

 

then he goes on to tell me his wife was cheating on him, then finally he tells me about his small willy.

 

honestly, the guy was a complete train-wreck!

 

bob.

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You met MalcomB then Bob ??? 🫣

31 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I just said hello and it snowballed from there!

 

bob.

What a p***k.😉

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7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

You met MalcomB then Bob ??? 🫣

I was thinking more along the lines of @ChumpChange ..

 

bob.

52 minutes ago, novacova said:

What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger?

Well, you wouldn't tell your mates would you!

24 minutes ago, bob smith said:

 

first he told me how his wife had taken everything, house, car, money, furniture.

 

And his penis by the sound of it.

58 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I couldn’t believe it.

No and neither do I.  You sure you haven't been talking to yourself in the mirror?

Are you sure you were not talking to yourself in a mirror.......:huh:

1 hour ago, novacova said:

What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger?

Particularly one with a micropenis.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

Was his name Justin?

Did you have a reacharound? Fact checking in other words.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

 

Perhaps he wanted a little sympathy?

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

 

 

Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok.

 

 

  Bob , why are you with Big Noks wife ?

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days.

 

Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok.

 

today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping.

 

there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin.

 

Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK.

his wife left him and was cheating on him for years..

 

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

 

I couldn’t believe it.

 

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

he was actually a really nice bloke,

he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!!

 

absolutely flabbergasted !

 

bob.

he didnt invite you to help him with his wife? Happenend to me once, 

Can he lick his eyebrows, and is he a tongue roller?  Either of those attributes could offset a micro thingy. 

 

Taken together, the guy could be a God in the sack.

 

1 hour ago, bob smith said:
1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Photos please Bob!😁

we are already back at the hotel.

 

bob.

 

let the micro sparks fly. 

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