The Amazing Italian

[Rdrokit]

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.

A sign read, "Don't Miss the Amazing Italian."

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down in the circus tent.

There, under the Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three

walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian man. Suddenly, the

old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed

all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the

elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.

Fifteen years later, the salesman visited the same little town, found

the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read,

"Don't miss the Amazing Italian."

He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing

his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated.

This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on

the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his

pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something.

I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch

from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes notta what they used to be."

[Nongwahyay]

Good one......... I liked it, anyway........

[skippybangkok]

Shit, I've been found out !!!