had my first drink at 10am today.

then the boys came round.

theyd brought their girls with them.,

 

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

someone mentioned ice, but i thought it was the frozen kind..

 

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

the girls are very excited.

msuci is playing and the balcony is full of geezer n birds.

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

mrs smith aint here,

when the cats away the mice are certain to play.

 

you all know the score.

 

1-0 to bob, always has been and always will be!

 

bob.

Edited July 28, 20241 yr by bob smith

Thanks for the info, as we will monitor your booze intake throughout the day as you post here.

Edited July 28, 20241 yr by novacova

1 minute ago, novacova said:

Thanks for the info, as we will monitor your booze intake throughout the day as post here.

you dont have to monitor it if you dont want to.

 

bob.

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

im getting horny to be honest,

 

   Interesting. 

There are girls there , you are feeling horny.....................and you come here to talk to us on the forum 

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you dont have to monitor it if you dont want to.

 

bob.

If it’s entertaining enough, then why not?

2 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Interesting. 

There are girls there , you are feeling horny.....................and you come here to talk to us on the forum 

yes.

 

can;t i share withf riends?

 

bob.

3 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Interesting. 

There are girls there , you are feeling horny.....................and you come here to talk to us on the forum 

Maybe it's your replies that is making him horny?

Bend one of the girls/boys over the balcony, and slip her/him  a length whilst pointing out the scenery, just don't bang it to hard, don't want another "opps" he fell off the balcony.

Just now, Jeff the Chef said:

Bend one of the girls/boys over the balcony, and slip her/him  a length whilst pointing out the scenery, just don't bang it to hard, don't want another "opps" he fell off the balcony.

im tempted mate.

 

they are very hot,

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

im tempted mate.

 

they are very hot,

 

bob.

 

No point wasting a good semi.

34 minutes ago, bob smith said:

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

Looking forward to seeing the photos. When will they be posted?
 

Well noted that, when the overweight, fire-breathing bad breath machine isn't around, bobby-boy gets a full lumber yard of wood. 

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

Looking forward to seeing the photos. When will they be posted?
 

Well noted that, when the overweight, fire-breathing bad breath machine isn't around, bobby-boy gets a full lumber yard of wood. 

i'm always on the pull.

 

mr.s smith likes it.

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

i'm always on the pull.

 

mr.s smith likes it.

 

bob.

Nice. Pulling your pud while BBS (bad breath smith) works the Pornhub camera upload stream. PHOTOS!!!

44 minutes ago, bob smith said:

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

im just like you bobby, as soon as i get horny, first thing I do is get my tackle in one hand and start posting on AN with the other. Life is good and no better way to live it to the fullest, right?

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

im just like you bobby, as soon as i get horny, first thing I do is get my tackle in one hand and start posting on AN with the other. Life is good and no better way to live it to the fullest, right?

you got it frsico.

 

bob.

59 minutes ago, bob smith said:

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels

 

Can you check the label and tell me what the country of manufacture is?

Just now, Gecko123 said:

 

Can you check the label and tell me what the country of manufacture is?

too drunk for that.

 

boib.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

 
Jake who? Is that Jack's brother?

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

had my first drink at 10am today.

then the boys came round.

theyd brought their girls with them.,

 

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

someone mentioned ice, but i thought it was the frozen kind..

 

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

the girls are very excited.

msuci is playing and the balcony is full of geezer n birds.

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

mrs smith aint here,

when the cats away the mice are certain to play.

 

you all know the score.

 

1-0 to bob, always has been and always will be!

 

bob.

It looks like you and your Spell Check are hit and missed already. Why do I read this rubbish?

1 minute ago, Gandtee said:

Why do I read this rubbish?

Only you can answer that question. Maybe you want to know how horny Bob is on a Sunday?

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Only you can answer that question. Maybe you want to know how horny Bob is on a Sunday?

At 90 I'm past the age of jealousy and envy.😉

1 minute ago, Gandtee said:

At 90 I'm past the age of jealousy and envy.😉

Well done. What's the secret to successfully making it to 90 in the land of smiles? Also, do you still get as horny as Bob does when you see a ladyboy in a short dress?

10 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Only you can answer that question. Maybe you want to know how horny Bob is on a Sunday?

Not at all, it's a kind of sick fascination like listening to a 13 year old showing off cause he's drinking alcohol. 

You abandon your guests to come dribble on the internet.

 

You really are a sh!t person aint ya Bobby Boi.

 

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

You abandon your guests to come dribble on the internet.

 

You really are a sh!t person aint ya Bobby Boi.

 

Drinking, Dribbling, and Diddling all at the same time. What could be better for Bobby, the Bedroom Bully?

10 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

You abandon your guests to come dribble on the internet.

 

You really are a sh!t person aint ya Bobby Boi.

 

....and i thought you and me were mates!!

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

....and i thought you and me were mates!!

 

bob.

Like mangina mates?

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

....and i thought you and me were mates!!

 

bob.

 

You thought very very wrong.

13 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

You thought very very wrong.

up yours then.

 

bob.

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

up yours then.

 

bob.

Sure! You got lube?