Attacked By Crazy Lesbian

[Mai Krap]

First thing, I have nothing against lesbians or homosexuals, If they want to legally marry Im all for it, what one does at home is their own business not mine.

In this subject it is a issue because the attacker made it one. After eating dinner at Western Sizzelin I was goin outside to ride home, on the way I recieved a business related important call so I sat down next to some security staff in front of a very expensive hotel with a Ferrari parked about 30 meters away, for those who saw the Ferrari they will know the hotel and location.

At this point I waws on the phone for around fifteen minutes and saw a copuple people walk by but it was a normal scene, nothing out of the ordinary till I noticed a drunk Thai woman walking in my general direction. Again I thought nothing of it as drunk locals are a normal occourence. She approached and begain talking so I was polite and tried to listen, " Have you seen my girlfriend, Shes the tall lesbian from Belgium, were fighting and shen left me" " No I have not, some people walked by in that direction but Im not sure, oh yea a Belgium, I saw a NGO Belgium patch on a lady walking this way" " Where she go? SHE CRAZY YOU KNOW? HANG UP PHONE AND TALK ME" "Im sorry but I must finish this call, its very important" "WHERE YOU FROM? yOU FROM BULLSHIT COUNTRY, YOU FROM AUSTRAILIA, WHY YOU COME MY COUNTRY? IM THAI PEOPLE"

At this point I got up and started to walk away only to be chased after by a yelling and screaming sychotic drunk lesbian hooker. Then she screamed, "F YOU"

[taxexile]

IM THAI PEOPLE"

i love that one , always makes me smile , but its rare to hear it with the verb "am" included.

usually its just "i thai people" , and usually means its time to make your excuses and leave.

Edited August 2, 2007 by taxexile

[mrtoad]

IM THAI PEOPLE"

i love that one , always makes me smile , but its rare to hear it with the verb "am" included.

usually its just "i thai people" , and usually means its time to make your excuses and leave.

Hear, hear.

Get your walking boots and tin helmet on if you hear those words.

[JetsetBkk]

IM THAI PEOPLE"

i love that one , always makes me smile , but its rare to hear it with the verb "am" included.

usually its just "i thai people" , and usually means its time to make your excuses and leave.

Hear, hear.

Get your walking boots and tin helmet on if you hear those words.

And don't try to explain that it should be "person". Never helps.

[gburns57au]

How did she know you were an Aussie?? and when did she attack you ???

[canadiangirl]

I think she secretly wants you.

[rainman]

IM THAI PEOPLE"

i love that one , always makes me smile , but its rare to hear it with the verb "am" included.

usually its just "i thai people" , and usually means its time to make your excuses and leave.

Hear, hear.

Get your walking boots and tin helmet on if you hear those words.

Isn't the tin helmet against aliens?

[kankaroo]

So thats where my GF went that night !

[GuestHouse]

There are two sides to every story.

[Kimera]

So thats where my GF went that night !

You leave our girlfriend out of this

[Mai Krap]

Sorry guys but half the post is gone missing somehow,,,,,,,,,,, After she screamed "F You" she spit in my face at which point she was tackled but not to the ground by security before she actually hit me. I do believe spitting is also assault and certainly is nasty and possibly contageous.

While I may be a jerk at times here I was minding my own business. The drama continued as I ran into the Hotel and she stood out side screaming. She then told the hotel staff that I knew her, she was my girlfriend, and I was a liar. She was also screaming for the police to come and yelling lots of Thai like I had attacked her, classic. After a time the hotel staff who know me escorted me out so I could leave, I gave the security a hundred baht for a couple beers and that was the end.

It does leave many questions though, what ifs if you like. What if security was not there? What if I was a inexperianced tourist and the police came who could not understand English and only heard her side. You hear lots of nightmare scenarios and this ceratainly could have been the begaining of a real drama. In the end Im left with much anger over being spit on like that, oh yea, Im American with a southern accent, I guess to her were all Aussies......... crazy deal but life goes on...........

The person involved had many razor scars on the inside of her forarms from previous suicide attemps or possibly just nutter behavior. These tell tell marks on any drunk person are a good sign one should get as far away from them as possible. While she may or may not be a Lesbian by definition she was involved with prostituting herself to older Europeon Lesbians. While prostitution in general is a potentialy dangerous thing when young men or women prostitute themselves in the Homosexual community it is sometimes even more dangerous if they are not in fact Homosexual.

Again this is not gay bashing, its more of a warning to the Homosexual Community that Buyer Beware, There have been many homosexual westerners murdered by these nut jobs, this lady is certainly dangerous to all westerners.

[Mai Krap]

There are two sides to every story.

What two sides could there possibly be if one person is completely minding their own business and sober while talking on the phone in front of a major hotel? I guess the drunk suicidal hooker point of view, A view where telling perfect strangers to hang up their business call because they are drunk wins over any kind of commen sense.

Sorry but even I need money to live here, I guess I could get a note frm the police saying Im a nice guy but have no money because I take care of drunk trailer trash with all my time and give it to Immigration, Im sure they would accept that instead of cash.

[joeuk1]

She may have just mistaken you for someone else , cheap trailer trash hooker lesbian a bit harsh , forget about it and move on .

JB

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