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A Christmas Day bust-up down the 7/11.

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Barely a few hours into Christmas Day and I have already had an altercation with a Russian.

 

I went to 7/11 for a pint of milk so I could make myself and Mrs.Neville a nice Christmas coffee when all of a sudden a steaming drunk, shirtless Russian walked in screaming and shouting god knows what. He was hanging around the till section making a general nuisance of himself then I went up to pay. He refused to move and let anyone go in front of him so I said politely 'excuse me sir' to which he turned around and screamed something Russian in my face, spitting all over me, he then proceeded to pick up a loaf of bread and started swinging it above his head like a cat by it's tail. He almost hit me in the face with it, he then pushed in front of me again, paid for the bread, gave us all the fingers and left...

 

what a start to the day.

 

surely it can only get better!

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Id imagine the thais in phuket and pattaya can only take so much. Something has to give sooner or later

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Just now, mdr224 said:

Something has to give sooner or later

surely it must.

 

there are some lunatics about at the moment, it's like the Wild West out there in places!

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8 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

he turned around and screamed something Russian in my face, spitting all over me, he then proceeded to pick up a loaf of bread and started swinging it around above his head like a cat by the tail. He almost hit me in the face with it, he then pushed in front of me again, paid for the bread, gave us all the fingers and left...

This is how Russians celebrate Christmas, or did you not know that? 

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Just now, novacova said:

This is how Russians celebrate Christmas, or did you not know that? 

...well I do now!!

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Never happened bob, but thanks for the cheery Xmas morning windup. Merry Muffmass to you and yours. Hoe Hoe Hoe. 

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18 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Barely a few hours into Christmas Day and I have already had an altercation with a Russian.

 

I went to 7/11 for a pint of milk so I could make myself and Mrs.Neville a nice Christmas coffee when all of a sudden a steaming drunk, shirtless Russian walked in screaming and shouting god knows what. He was hanging around the till section making a general nuisance of himself then I went up to pay. He refused to move and let anyone go in front of him so I said politely 'excuse me sir' to which he turned around and screamed something Russian in my face, spitting all over me, he then proceeded to pick up a loaf of bread and started swinging it above his head like a cat by it's tail. He almost hit me in the face with it, he then pushed in front of me again, paid for the bread, gave us all the fingers and left...

 

what a start to the day.

 

surely it can only get better!

Another tall tale created by the reincarnated Bob Smith. It's no use trying to hide your identity Bob. Everyone knows who you are. 

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Just now, Dan O said:

Another tall tale created by the reincarnated Bob Smith. It's no use trying to hide your identity Bob. Everyone knows who you are. 


It's all just part of his trolling.

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2 minutes ago, Dan O said:

Everyone knows who you are.

...nobody knows who you are!

 

Merry Christmas.

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17 minutes ago, mdr224 said:

Id imagine the thais in phuket and pattaya can only take so much. Something has to give sooner or later


As long as all tourists in Thailand keep giving the Thais their money then the Thais will keep taking it. 

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2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:


As long as all tourists in Thailand keep giving the Thais their money then the Thais will keep taking it. 

Russians and chinese dont take their hand off the bill without a fight

 

but to respond to your comment no all that matters is that thai politicians are profiting

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28 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Barely a few hours into Christmas Day and I have already had an altercation with a Russian.

 

I went to 7/11 for a pint of milk so I could make myself and Mrs.Neville a nice Christmas coffee when all of a sudden a steaming drunk, shirtless Russian walked in screaming and shouting god knows what. He was hanging around the till section making a general nuisance of himself then I went up to pay. He refused to move and let anyone go in front of him so I said politely 'excuse me sir' to which he turned around and screamed something Russian in my face, spitting all over me, he then proceeded to pick up a loaf of bread and started swinging it above his head like a cat by it's tail. He almost hit me in the face with it, he then pushed in front of me again, paid for the bread, gave us all the fingers and left...

 

what a start to the day.

 

surely it can only get better!

Did you execute a head slap? You would have been justified because he posed an imminent threat to your safety. Spitting on someone is an assault.

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3 minutes ago, mdr224 said:

Russians and chinese dont take their hand off the bill without a fight

have you ever witnessed first hand how much food is wasted by them?

 

It seems the Chinese in particular like to order as many dishes as possible, take a picture to send to their friends back home and then leave it all... I had a conversation with a restaurant owner about it once and he was almost in tears that all his good food had gone to waste but he couldn't do anything about it because they paid their bill.

 

I've witnessed this on multiple occasions. So sad.

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1 minute ago, sqwakvfr said:

Did you execute a head slap?

Honestly buddy I just could not be bothered.

 

It's Christmas Day and the last thing I want today is a physical fight.

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37 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Never happened bob, but thanks for the cheery Xmas morning windup. Merry Muffmass to you and yours. Hoe Hoe Hoe. 

 

34 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

It did happen though.

I see you are answering to Bob again!

 

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45 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

It did happen though.

Of course like you said before you are recording things that are happening in your life.

You didn't forget your camera now or did you?

 

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1 minute ago, jvs said:

You didn't forget your camera now or did you?

I didn't take my camera.

 

I was only going to 7/11, the last thing I expected on Christmas morning was a bust up.

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1 minute ago, Yagoda said:

Why didnt you beat him to death? Bigger than you? Scared?

because it's Christmas Day.

 

peace and good will to all men, including loud, drunk & shirtless Russians!

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21 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

What happened to the 2 week bender?

still going..

 

it's not 12 o'clock yet!

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1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

Tomato beer is great for breakfast. 

does it have alcohol in it?

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1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

does it have alcohol in it?

Pour a glass of beer not too full and add tomato juice to taste.

 

Or Bloody Mary's or brandy and bailey's in coffee.

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1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

Pour a glass of beer not too full and add tomato juice to taste.

 

Or Bloody Mary's or brandy and bailey's in coffee.

I have coffee with my breakfast.

 

I usually don't start drinking until noon.

 

Mrs. Neville doesn't appreciate it if I start earlier...

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1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

I have coffee with my breakfast.

 

I usually don't start drinking until noon.

 

Mrs. Neville doesn't appreciate it if I start earlier...

A proper bender dictates you treat the hangover with more alcohol. 

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