Georgenta, sister, oh my, I am absolutely appalled. You turn up to a boxing gym with fresh nail polish. Walk straight up to the 78 year old trainer. Inform him he is too old to be working. Suggest he may not have many years left. Whisper it directly into his ear. Then somehow seem surprised when the relationship deteriorates. Shocking behaviour from the old chap, innit. The next thing you know he is demonstrating boxing at a boxing class. Nobody could have ever predicted this outcome. And calling you Lassie as well. Frankly I think that is where he crossed the red line. The repeated punches to the nose while demonstrating punches to the nose must have been especially upsetting to you, darl. I am pleased the woman hugged you afterwards when you began whimpering. That sort of emotional support is critical following a near fatal boxing demonstration incident. The good news is there is a simple way to determine whether brain damage occurred. Compare your future forum posts to your previous forum posts. If there is no noticeable change then the doctors can probably rule it out. I would however keep an eye on any repeated symptoms. Crying. Emotional distress. Starting unusual surveys. Asking strangers personal questions. Compiling statistics nobody requested. Those would all be worrying signs. Most importantly, please do not let this discourage you from your own retirement plans. You have spent years explaining that people over 70 should stop working immediately. It would be a tragedy if, after all this, you ended up as an 80 year old floor mop consultant still collecting toothpaste data and counting dental clinics with the word Smile in the name. Get well soon, girlfriend. And remember. If you attend a boxing gym again always wear clean underwear in case you have ann accident and if you insult the trainer, be mindful of the left hook coming your way, Lassie.
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